American Try | Summer of Purple

American Try | Summer of Purple


– And when he finally reached the table, he pulls the napkin off the bowl and inside was his own head! (group screaming) – Oh, that got me. – That was a good one. – Okay, no more scary stories. – Why, dude? I have an even better one. – Oh guys, if you wanna
stop scary stories, why don’t we start music? – Whoa, whoa, whoa,
where did that come from? – Oh, where did this come from? Oh, let me see, I got it ♪ A long, long time ago. ♪ – Oh, oh, I love this song! – What song is this? – You know, ♪Bye, bye Miss American Pie. ♪ – Yes, yes, yes, yes. – Ready? ♪ A long, long time ago. ♪ ♪ I can still remember the
excuses used to take my pie. ♪ – Whoa, those aren’t the words. – Uh, Whitney, I know the words. – C’mon let’s be honest, no one knows all the lyrics to the song. – Mmm to an extent. ♪ I knew if I had my pants, ♪ – Nope ♪ They couldn’t take them, not a chance. ♪ ♪ And maybe they would
slap me, but I’d smile. ♪ – Sing along everyone! – Okay. – Sing what? ♪ February stole my liver. ♪ ♪ Took everything I could give her. ♪ ♪ Bad news on the doorstep. ♪ ♪ Time to use those forceps. ♪ – Is James dyslexic? ♪ Scant, dismembered, miffed and tied. ♪ ♪ Stripped of all my hopes and pride. ♪ ♪ And someone punched me in the hide. ♪ – Okay, stop! – What? – These aren’t the right lyrics! – Trust me, I sing this
song every Fourth of July. – Wait, is that song about
the birth of America? – That’s where the forceps come in. – No. This is about what would’ve happened if the communists had taken over America. – That makes so much sense. – No. It doesn’t. ♪ The day democracy died. ♪ – Could these be the lyrics? – No Stephen! – Yes Stephen! (group screaming) – Thank you homeless man. ♪ And we were singin’ ♪ ♪ Die! Die! Miss American Pie ♪ ♪ There’s no Chevy’s cause we’re commies ♪ ♪ And business can’t compete. ♪ – What is happening? ♪ The proletariat is drinking
equal amounts of alcohol. ♪ ♪ Singing this will be the day the ♪ ♪ Disparities between classes die. ♪ ♪ This will be the day the disparities ♪ ♪ between classes die. ♪ (guitar strumming) ♪ Did you write the Communist Manifesto? ♪ ♪ And do you revolutionize
the instruments of production? ♪ ♪ If Karl Marx tells you so. ♪ ♪ Do you believe in the hammer and sickle? ♪ ♪ Can Lenin save your commie soul? ♪ – Thanks for watching! – You guys oughta’ try one
of those Purple Mattresses. – Risk free and it fits any body type. – I have one and I absolutely love it! – You do? – Yes James. – I’m homeless not mattressless. – I’m not an animal. – Point taken. – Shall we roast? – I love long marshmallows. – Me too. – Wish we had a graham
cracker and chocolate. – That would make these long marshmallows – really hit the spot. – A little bit of horseradish?

100 thoughts on “American Try | Summer of Purple

  1. Now if only Jason's "Putin on the Ritz" would be uploaded again… "Work work work 'til you die, work work work 'til you die!"

  2. I've completed the second verse 🙂

    Did you write the Communist Manifesto?

    And do you revolutionize the instruments of production

    If Karl Marx tells you so?

    Do you believe in the hammer and sickle?

    Can Lenin save your commie soul?

    And can you make the proletariat whole?

    Now I know you’re not the Bourgeois ‘cause you

    Don’t have private property.

    The capital must belong to everyone in the throng!

    Because while the people are subjugated

    Their way of thinking can’t be liberated.

    The people, they were compensated

    The day democracy died.

  3. “Who knows all the lyrics to the song”

    *raises hand
    I do, and I’m willing to bet a good portion of the comment section does too

  4. The real lyrics are…

    My, my, this here Anakin guy,
    May be Vader someday later,
    Now he's just a small-fry,
    He left is home and kissed his mommy goodbye, sayin,
    "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi.
    Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

  5. 😂😂 This has to be my favorite. Everyone is on point. And Matt… That is me all the time. Oh! And we love our Purple mattress and pillows. They are probably our most favorite things.

  6. Is it bad that I not only know all the words but even remember the proper order of the stanzas?

    I spent WAY too many summers in the car with my dad jamming out to this song.

    And yes. I also know the Weird Al version in its entirety.

  7. Last night my friend and I walked by a bar where they were singing this song very loudly. She went, "ah! Miss American Pie!" I said, "Yeah, but I don't think it's in English." She looked at me oddly. Apparently I was just having a really hard time hearing the real words. They were definitely singing in English.
    Anyway, I relate to James

  8. So I actually have a hearing disability and can't make out words very well when there is music or other noises playing, even if the words are louder than anything else.
    And this is exactly what it sounds like XD

  9. Союз нерушимый республик свободных
    Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
    Да здравствует созданный волей народов
    Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
    Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
    Дружбы, народов надежный оплот!
    Знамя советское, знамя народное
    Пусть от победы, к победе ведет!
    Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
    И Ленин великий нам путь озарил.
    Нас вырастил Сталин – на верность народу
    На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.
    Славься, Отечество чаше свободное,
    Счастья народов надежный оплот!
    Знамя советское, знамя народное
    Пусть от победы к победе ведет!
    Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody,
    I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril.
    Nas vyrastil Stalin – na vernost narodu
    Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil.
    Slavsia, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoe,
    Schastia narodov nadezhnyj oplot!
    Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe
    Pust ot pobedy k pobede vedet!
    Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях,
    Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем!
    Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений,
    Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем!
    Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
    Славы народов надежный оплот!
    Знамя советское, знамя народное
    Пусть от победы к победе ведет!
    Translate to English

  10. "There's no Chevys cause we're commies and business can't compete. The proletariat is drinking equal ammounts of alcohol."

  11. 2:01 is when the song really starts, imma memorize this part and whenever I see my friends imma sing it to em 😂😂

  12. I just memorized the 2:01 part of the song, and I don’t regret it 😂😂 here are the lyrics (the easy to sing version)

    And were singin’….
    Die, die, miss American pie! Theeeres no shabbies cause’ were commies and business can’t compete
    The proledTAries drinking equal mounts of alcohol singin’ this’ll be the day disparities between classes die! (Sing again without singin’)
    (Long pause)
    Did you write the communist manifesto (everyone sings) and do you revolutionize the instruments of reduction
    If Carl Lards tells you sooOOO (what I got from it, it’s not exactly but I tried)
    (Ending)
    doO YOU believe in the Hammer and the siCAL! Can Lamin save your commie soul?

  13. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i need the original cast back for studio c!!! they are DEAD TO ME, THE NEW ONES!!!!! COME BACK FRIENDS (OR FIENDS?)

  14. Could be my favourite sketch by these guys, it keeps getting better with each watch…and annoying the people in my house more and more each time. Totally worth it

  15. And I KNOW that you're in love with him cuz I saw you planting potatoes. You both put on your gloves. AND YOU PULLED WITH ALL YOUR MIIIIIIIIIGHT

  16. Bye bye Mrs chair model lady
    I dreamt that we were married
    and you treated me nice
    We had lots of kids
    Drinking whiskey and rye
    But why’d you have to go off and die?
    Why’d you have to go off and die?

  17. My, my, this here Anakin guy
    Maybe Vader, someday later, but he's just small fry
    And he left his home and kissed his momma goodbye
    Singing 'Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi…
    'Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi…'

  18. “Is James dyslexic?”

    I’m sorry but I had to point this out. That is really offensive to dyslexic people. They are actually really good when it comes to music. Albert Einstein was dyslexic and so is Taylor Swift. Over 70% of the world has some form of it and dyslexic people’s brains run 400 times faster than the normal person. So please don’t make fun of dyslexic people any more. Thanks!

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