Canoga Park! Come on down
and stay for a while Community Neighbors always lend a hand HELP ME UP NOW More strip clubs than schools
Or churches Main export pornography BUNCH OF PERVERTS When your car gets jacked You might find it YOU MIGHT FIND IT Here, or here,
or in this stolen used car lot Come see the mayor’s house THERE HE IS Right across from the L.A. River Its filled with shopping carts THERE’S NO FISH The fumes drift down to
the high school Where even the mascot
has a gun BETTER RUN NOW And kids get the drugs
that they need Whatever you need Yeah, you’ll find it YEAH, YOU’LL FIND IT In Canoga Park!