Celebrity Holiday Products

Celebrity Holiday Products


– HEY, I DON’T WANT TO BRAG, BUT I’VE ALWAYS BEEN
A BIT OF A TRENDSETTER. I HAD A MULLET
LONG BEFORE ANYONE ELSE DID. UNFORTUNATELY, I HAD IT ABOUT TEN YEARS AFTER
EVERYONE ELSE DID. AND AS YOU MAY KNOW, I JUST
LAUNCHED A BRAND NEW BRAND. IT’S CALLED “ED ON AIR,”
AND IT’S ON QVC. AND I HAVE SOME WONDERFUL–
OH, GOOD. [audience cheering] YOU’RE VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT. I HAVE SOME WONDERFUL HOME GOODS
AND HOLIDAY ITEMS THAT ARE AVAILABLE
EXCLUSIVELY ON QVC, WHICH, OF COURSE, STANDS FOR… QUICHE VON CORNUCOPIA. AND–BUT IT DOES SEEM LIKE
ALL OF A SUDDEN, OTHER CELEBRITIES ARE GETTING IN
ON THE HOLIDAY CRAZE AND PUTTING THEIR OWN
HOLIDAY PRODUCTS OUT. SO I THOUGHT I WOULD SHOW YOU
A FEW OF THE COPYCATS. NOT COPYCATS. WANNABES. AND, UM… HERE IS THE FIRST ONE. YOU ALL KNOW
KATHIE LEE AND HODA. EVERYBODY KNOWS
KATHIE LEE AND HODA. [audience cheering] ALL RIGHT. THEY’RE KNOWN FOR THEIR IN-DEPTH
REPORTING IN NEWS AND POLITICS. [audience laughing] I’M KIDDING.
THEY’RE DRUNKS. [audience cheering] SO THEY PUT THIS OUT. THIS IS THE KATHIE LEE AND HODA
ADVENT CALENDAR. AND IF YOU OPEN UP
THE FIRST ONE, LOOK WHAT’S HERE. IT’S–OH, IT’S A GLASS OF WINE. RIGHT THERE. RIGHT THERE ON THAT DAY. WHAT’S HERE? OH, IT’S ANOTHER GLASS OF WINE. WHAT’S DOWN HERE? OH, IT’S ANOTHER GLASS OF WINE. ACCORDING TO THIS, BABY JESUS
WAS BORN ON WINE WEDNESDAY. ALL RIGHT, AND THIS IS
A NEW PRODUCT FROM TAYLOR SWIFT. IT MAKES A WONDERFUL WINTER
CHORE A LOT MORE FUN. AND IT’S
THE TAYLOR SWIFT ICE SCRAPER. AND–SO, YOU JUST
PUT IT ON YOUR WINDSHIELD AND YOU JUST… SCRAPE IT OFF, SCRAPE IT OFF. [audience cheering] JUST SCRAPE IT OFF,
SCRAPE IT OFF. SCRAPE IT OFF. COME ON, EVERYBODY. SCRAPE IT OFF, SCRAPE IT OFF. SEE? IT’S FUN ‘CAUSE
IT’S THE TAYLOR SWIFT… SCRAPE IT OFF. [audience cheering] YOU KNOW THAT THE “50 SHADES OF
GREY” MOVIE IS COMING OUT SOON, AND THE PRODUCERS OF THE– AH. WHOO. AND… THE PRODUCERS OF THE MOVIE
ARE SELLING THESE HOLIDAY STOCKINGS
RIGHT HERE. AND… YOU JUST… YOU JUST HANG IT ON THE MANTLE. AND THEY’RE PERFECT FOR
KIDS AND GRANDPARENTS ALIKE. COMES WITH SOME REALLY GREAT
STOCKING STUFFERS. THERE’S, UH… JUST…THERE. THERE’S… AND… OF COURSE, IF YOU’RE HUNGRY,
A BANANA. IF YOU’RE HUNGRY. IT’S FOR EATING.
IT’S IF YOU’RE HUNGRY. THIS ONE HAS MY NAME ON IT. I CALL MYSELF ESMERALDA. DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT. CHANNING TATUM IS GETTING IN
ON THE ACTION. [audience cheering] YEP. HE JUST FINISHED
SHOOTING “MAGIC MIKE 2,” AND NOW HE’S COMING OUT WITH
HIS OWN LINE OF HOLIDAY SWEATERS HE CLAIMS WILL MAKE
ANYONE LOOK LIKE THEY’RE THE STAR OF THE MOVIE. I GOT ONE FOR MY PRODUCER, MATT. MATT, COME ON OUT HERE. SHOW ‘EM THE SWEATER. [audience cheering] IT’S LIKE YOU COULD JUST PUNCH
IN THE STOMACH. LOOK AT THAT.
WOW, THAT’S AMAZING. I MEAN, AM I LOOKING– IS THAT CHANNING
OR IS THAT MATT? I DON’T EVEN KNOW. YOU WANT TO STRIPTEASE
A LITTLE BIT? COME ON. – I’M GOOD.
– NO? [audience cheering] NO? ALL RIGHT. GET OUT OF HERE. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, NOW… KIM KARDASHIAN IS ONE OF THE
SMARTEST BUSINESS WOMEN AROUND. SHE MAKES MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
FROM HER APP. DID YOU KNOW THAT?
HER APP’S DOING VERY, VERY WELL. SHE’S A SMART, SMART
BUSINESS WOMAN. AND SHE KNOWS HOW POPULAR
ELF ON A SHELF IS THIS TIME OF YEAR, SO LOOK WHAT SHE’S SELLING. SHE IS SELLING… IT’S KIM ON A SHELF. [audience cheering] IMAGINE THE DELIGHT ON LITTLE
TIMMY’S FACE WHEN HE SEES– “WHERE’S KIM SITTING NOW?” YOU’RE GONNA WANNA
PASS THIS DOWN TO YOUR CHILDREN’S CHILDREN’S
CHILDREN. AND HERE’S A NEW PRODUCT.
IT’S FROM JESSIE JAY. SHE HAS THAT BIG HIT SONG,
“BANG BANG.” AND SHE CREATED
THE BANG BANG TINSEL BLASTER. AND… ‘CAUSE YOU KNOW, IT’S SO HARD. YOU’RE TRYING TO PUT THE TINSEL
ON THE TREE AND EVERYTHING. AND IT’S JUST REALLY TOUGH TO
GET THE TINSEL ON THE TREE. SO, YOU JUST
AIM IT AT THE TREE… [bangs]
AND YOU JUST… [audience cheering]
[bangs] INSTANT HOLIDAY BEAUTY. NOW YOU’RE DECORATED
FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON. LET’S CELEBRATE WITH A DANCE.

100 thoughts on “Celebrity Holiday Products

  1. I don't know why every one is so interested in 50 shades of Grey stuff like that has been going on for a very long time.  Most people are just to Vanilla.

  2. When she shot the streamers I actually scared so bad that i thought i was having a heart attack … my volume on the earphones was too loud.

  3. Wanted, audience members for the Ellen show.
    Ability to speak not required, but must be able to scream and Wooo.

  4. SCRAP IT OFF SCRAP IT OFF
    I live in Michigsn. Window scrapers ruined forever. Dammit Ellen thats like 8 out of 12 months. ????

  5. It's just like fidget spinners for me…

    Everyone in my school has them

    On that very day I get one and then all of a sudden…they're banned

  6. I stay up to late scraping off my plates etleast that’s what my mother say oh oh that what my mother say oh oh but I keep scraping can’t stop won’t stop scraping it’s like I got this scraping skills in my mind saying KEEP SCARPING YOU WIERDO cause the gamers gonna game game game and there later gonna pay pay pay I’m just gonna scrap scrap scrap scrap it off scrap it off

  7. When she shoot the “bang bang” I saw a girl literally rap it around herself… I bet she was trying to “die of laughter” we will never know

  8. i just strtd watching Ellen recently nd idk how ppl unlike her videos..her videos are soo good she makes me laugh and feel happy..I love u soo much Ellen. Love from bahrain❤️❤️????

  9. Haven't heard the phrase Kim Kardashian and smart in the same sentence without the necessary sarcasm before…

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