Cutting Out Holidays

Cutting Out Holidays


♪♪>>ALL RISE. THE COURT OF HOLIDAYS IS NOW IN SESSION . PRESIDING AT THE BENCH ARE NEW YEAR’S, VALENTINE’S, EASTER, HALLOWEEN, THANKSGIVING, AND CHIEF JUSTICE CHRISTMAS.>>THANK YOU, TAX DAY. YOU MAY BE SEATED. AS YOU KNOW, THE YEARLY CALENDAR HAS BECOME BLOATED WITH HOLIDAYS. WE ARE GATHERED TO HEAR THE PLEAS OF ALL MINOR HOLIDAYS TO DETERMINE IF THEY WILL BE ALLOWED TO STAY. APRIL FOOL’S WILL BE TAKING MINUTES.>>TOTALLY. [SNICKERS] >>ALL RIGHT. FIRST ON THE LIST, WE SHALL HEAR FROM THE DAYLIGHT SAVING TWINS.>>BOO.>>NOBODY LIKES YOU.>>HOLD ON, NOW! FALL BACK IS VERY POPULAR. I SAY WE KEEP HER AND SENTENCE SPRING FORWARD TO DEATH.>>OH. GREAT IDEA.>>IF YOU GET RID OF HER, YOU’LL HAVE TO GET RID OF ME, TOO.>>[MURMURING] >>ALL RIGHT, FINE. YOU MAY STAY. BUT WE WANT THE RECORD TO SHOW THAT WE FORMALLY DECLARE YOU STUPID.>>YES.>>[GAVEL POUNDS] >>NEXT IS BLACK FRIDAY.>>MOVE. GET OUT OF MY WAY, I WAS HERE FIRST. [BRIEFCASE SLAMS]>>NO. NO! SHE CAN’T BE HERE. I FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER; YOU HAVE TO STAY AT LEAST ONE DAY AWAY FROM ME.>>HE’S RIGHT, BLACK FRIDAY. YOU NEED TO STAY IN YOUR DESIGNATED PLACE ON THE CALENDAR.>>MM, NO.>>OKAY, WHATEVER YOU WANT.>>WHAT? [GAVEL POUNDS] >>NEXT IS CHINESE NEW YEAR’S.>>YOU!>>HELLO, NEW YEAR’S.>>HE HAS GOT TO GO. WE CAN’T HAVE TWO STARTS TO THE YEAR. IT’S CONFUSING!>>I WAS HERE FIRST!>>I’M MORE POPULAR!>>I HAVE A PARADE OF DRAGONS!>>DANG IT!>>ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! I’VE HEARD ENOUGH. YOU MAY STAY. [GAVEL POUNDS] >>COME ON, VALENTINE’S, BACK ME UP.>>OH, I THINK THEY BOTH SHOULD GO.>>WHAT?>>NO ONE MEETS MY EXPECTATIONS.>>ALL RIGHT, NEXT ON THE LIST: PI DAY.>>[ALL TOGETHER] APPROVED!>>GOODNESS.>>OKAY, WE HAVEN’T CUT ANYONE FROM THE LIST; WHO ELSE IS COMING IN TODAY?>>ST. PATRICK’S DAY.>>NO, NO! PEOPLE NEED A SPECIAL DAY TO PRETEND THAT THEY’RE IRISH.>>OH, THAT’S RIGHT, THAT’S RIGHT.>>CINCO DE MAYO.>>PEOPLE NEED A SPECIAL DAY TO PRETEND THAT THEY’RE MEXICAN, TOO.>>ELECTION DAY.>>PEOPLE NEED A SPECIAL DAY TO PRETEND THAT THEY VOTED!>>ALL RIGHT, WHAT ABOUT GROUNDHOG’S DAY?>>OH, IF WE LOSE HIM, DO WE LOSE THE BILL MURRAY MOVIE AS WELL?>>IT’S NOT WORTH THE RISK.>>NUH-UH.>>HAVE WE THOUGHT ABOUT MOTHER’S DAY? [GASPING] >>SHAME ON YOU!>>FATHER’S DAY?>>YEAH, WE COULD LOSE THAT.>>OKAY.>>YEP.>>WHAT ABOUT LABOR DAY?>>NO WAY.>>WHY NOT?>>IT’S A DAY OFF OF WORK!>>THEN SHOULDN’T WE CALL IT NO LABOR DAY?>>THAT’S WHAT I THINK.>>THERE’S MORE TO A HOLIDAY THAN JUST GETTING THE DAY OFF.>>YOU WOULD SAY THAT, HALLOWEEN.>>LOOK WHO’S TALKING, VALENTINE’S.>>HOW DARE YOU! WOULD YOU DARE TALK TO ME THAT WAY? [ANGRY CHATTER] >>ALL RIGHT, ORDER, ORDER! [GAVEL POUNDS] LET US JUST REVIEW THE MINUTES AND THEN MAKE AN INFORMED DECISION.>>[LAUGHS] APRIL FOOL’S! I HAVEN’T BEEN TAKING ANY MINUTES! WHOO!>>THANKS FOR WATCHING, EVERYONE. COMMENT BELOW ON HOW CHRISTMAS IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY. >>YOU MEAN, IF IT’S YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY.>>HA-HA! OKAY.>>PLEASE SUBSCRIBE. >>[CRINKLING}>>DO IT AGAIN.>>[HORN]>>YES.>>GOT IT.>>WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE ONE DAY.>>I’M GOING TO DIE FIRST.

100 thoughts on “Cutting Out Holidays

  1. I don't celebrate Christmas and I hate the idea of people who don't deserve anything getting amazing things, and people who do a lot of things don't get anything.

  2. I love that me and my little brother can quote and reference all sorts of Studio C video. Just yesterday we got a school notification for Father's day.

  3. Mat: you can’t be here I filled out a resting order, you have to stay a day away from me.
    Black Friday: uummmm no

  4. I don't actually celebrate Christmas, so Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. And it's played my my favorite Studio C cast member!!!

  5. I feel like New Years should be the Chief Justice cuz he’s the holiday with the most observers worldwide right?

  6. I favourite holiday is like my absolute favourite is Easter exactly because my birthday so yeah and all of them Xx

  7. Why does nobody care about haunuka I’m Jewish and so are a lot of people but no one cares it’s not nice to be honest

  8. "April fools! I wasn't taking ANY MINUTES!!!"
    But it's December…..
    1 like = 1 more brain cell for April fools to think straight

  9. When they all start talking at once, this is what they say:
    Valentine: "How dare you! Don't you dare talk to me that way!"
    Easter: "Guys, don't fight."
    New Years: "Guys! Calm down."
    Thanksgiving: "Ok, maby let's just"
    Then Christmas says, " Alright! Order, order, order!"
    I can't make out Halloweens so comment back if you can! And please correct me if you see I messed up at all!

  10. My favourite holiday is Valentino day,

    Also no, I wasn't named after st.valentine, nor was I born on valentines day,

    I was named after my dad

  11. Just make one big holiday; Happy St. Thankshallowsgivingtinesfoolsmotherfathernewyeareastmas? We serve pumkin pie, peeps, candy, ham, chocolates, beer, and literally anything else.

  12. I am a jew and I don't live in America or any other christian or Muslim country. YES, THERE IS A COUNTRY FOR JEWS. IT'S CALLED ISRAEL THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

  13. Where’s the Shogatsu New Year? Or the Tet New Year? Or the Sollal New Year? Or the Mongolian New Year? Or the Hindu New Year? Or the Assyrian New Year? Or the Iranian New Year? Or the Thailand New Year? Or the Sri Lankan New Year? Or the Pakistanian New Year? Or the Cambodian New Year? Or the Ethiopian New Year? Or the Jewish New Year? Or the Islamic New Year? Or the Muslim New Year?

  14. Coming here after Indigenous People's Day- it feels like this video came true but I'm okay with it because I never was a fan of Columbus Day.

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