Holiday Adventures | Big Holidays With The Little Couple


AHH! AAH! OH! Bill: IT’S GOOD TO SEE THE KIDS
HAVING A GOOD TIME. LET’S GO, EVERYBODY! Bill: WHILE THE KIDS WERE
PLAYING IN THE SNOW, JENNIFER AND I WENT OVER TO
CHECK OUT THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE, WHICH HAS A SLOPE ON IT
THAT MIGHT BE GOOD FOR SLEDDING. I WASN’T GOING TO LET THE
KIDS TRY IT FIRST, SO I DECIDED TO LOOK
THE ALLIGATOR IN THE MOUTH, AND JUST DIVE RIGHT IN. YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO GO THAT WAY. IT WAS NOT MY MOST GRACEFUL OF
MOMENTS, THAT’S FOR SURE. THERE YOU GO.
YOU DID IT. BUT, YOU KNOW, I PROVED
THAT IT WASN’T TERRIBLE AND THAT THE KIDS
MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE FUN, AND THEN I FOUND MYSELF STUCK
IN THE MIDDLE OF 2 FEET OF SNOW. WELL, I DON’T THINK
YOU HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING TO THIS TREE. GOOD. NOW, I HAVE
A 15-INCH IN-SEAM, WHICH MEANS THAT THE SNOW IS
LIKE 9 INCHES ABOVE MY IN-SEAM. SO JUST DO THE MATH THERE, AND THERE’S NO WAY
I’M GETTING OUT OF THAT. AND SO I SLID DOWN
THE REST OF THE WAY. BACKWARDS THIS TIME. DADDY, I WANT
TO GO ON THE SLED! YOU WANT TO GO ON THE SLED?
ALL RIGHT. LET’S GO. HOLD ONTO THE ROPE. Bill: YEAH.
YOU HOLD ONTO THE ROPE. YOU’RE GONNA BE FINE. READY? ONCE THEY SAW THE HILL,
I THINK AT THAT POINT THEY SAID, “YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS LOOKS PRETTY DUMB.” ALL RIGHT. MOM IS GONNA
RISK HER OWN LIFE FOR THIS. Jen: I DEFINITELY DIDN’T
WANT THE KIDS TO GO BY THEMSELVES
FOR THE FIRST TIME. SO EVEN THOUGH I WASN’T THE ONE
AS DAREDEVILISH AS BILL, I THINK HE THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE BETTER FOR ME TO GO DOWN WITH THE KIDS BECAUSE THE SLEDS
WERE ONLY SO BIG, AND I’M SO TINY. OH, MOMMY IS GONNA DIE. OKAY.
-NO. YOU’RE NOT. JUST HOLD ON.
-ALL RIGHT. SO I JUST HAD TO PUT THE KIDS
FIRST, AND JUMP RIGHT IN. -BYE!
-OH. [ LAUGHTER ] WAS THAT FUN, BUDDY? IT WAS SCARY TO MOM,
BUT IT WAS FUN. ZOEY, DIDN’T THAT LOOK
LIKE FUN? ALL RIGHT. GIVE ME FIVE. WE DID IT. AND AFTER THAT,
WILL WAS FINE. HE WAS READY TO GO
DOWN THE SLED. READY?
ZOEY, PUSH THEM. QUINN, STEER! STEER! OH. THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.
-YAY! Jen:
NOW, ZOEY ON THE OTHER HAND, SHE STILL DIDN’T WANT TO GO. I COULDN’T CONVINCE HER TO GO, BUT SHE FINALLY SAID
SHE WOULD ONLY GO WITH MOM. OKAY. HOLD ONTO HER BOOT. YEAH. I DON’T KNOW IF
I CAN DO THIS, ACTUALLY. Zoey: DON’T PUSH ME! DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOU’RE NOT
FEELING GOOD ABOUT IT? [BLEEP] WHO DID THAT? [ SCREAMING ] HOW WAS THAT? ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU CRYING OR SMILING? YOU DID PUSH HER DOWN, BEFORE SHE HAD A CHANCE
TO MAKE THE DECISION. YOU’RE OKAY.
THAT WAS FAST, HUH? YEAH. MOMMY SCREAMED, TOO.
SORRY. SEEING ZOEY AND I GETTING
FLUNG DOWN THIS SLOPE, I’M SURE IT’S
HILARIOUS TO WATCH. OH, WILL?
HE PUSHED US BOTH. WE’LL TAKE IT UP
WITH WILL LATER, OKAY? TO BE HONEST, I THOUGHT
IT WAS BILL, SO… BUT WE DID GREAT.
WE DID A GREAT JOB. WE DIDN’T FALL OVER.
GIVE ME FIVE. GIVE ME FIVE. THAT SILLY WILL. WE’RE GONNA GO
FOR A HAYRIDE. YOU READY? YOU READY TO GO
FOR A HAYRIDE? SO, WE SELECTED A HAYRIDE WHERE THERE WEREN’T
ANY OTHER PEOPLE ON IT, SO WE PICKED A TIME
THAT WAS REALLY SLOW. ZOEY, READY? [ Grunting ] HERE WE GO. YOU READY TO GET IN THERE?
GO FOR A RIDE? I HAVE NEVER GONE
ON A HOLIDAY HAYRIDE, AND THIS IS DEFINITELY
A VERY TEXAS THING TO DO. ♪♪ OOH, LOOK AT THE LIGHTS! WOW! BABA.
WOW. ZOEY, LOOK.
AREN’T THEY PRETTY? [ KIDS BABBLING ] OH, MY GOODNESS.
WILL, LOOK. SEE SANTA?
THE REINDEER. WOW! WOW!
IS THIS FUN? [ CHUCKLES ] I THINK THE HAYRIDE’S
A HIT… WITH ZOEY. THIS FUN? WHOA! THAT’S —
NOW, THAT’S A CRAZY HOUSE. Bill: MY OPINION OF DECORATING
YOUR HOUSE IS YOU EITHER GO BIG
OR YOU GO HOME. OH, THEY DID WHAT WE DID
WITH THE FRONT LAWN. OH, THEY DID.
THE LIGHTS ALONG THE EDGE. LOOK AT MOMMY. LOOK AT MOMMY. OH, THAT’S GONNA BE
A GOOD PICTURE. [ LAUGHS ]
WILL. HEY. STOP. [ CRYING AND BABBLING ] YOU WANT YOUR DRINK,
WILL? WANT YOUR DRINK? MY DRINK. HE DRANK IT ALL. OH.
OKAY, YOU’RE DONE. HEY, CAN YOU SMILE?
YOU WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE? YOU DON’T WANT TO TAKE
A PICTURE? IF YOU ONLY HAD THE SENSE
TO CUT IT OFF SHORT, LIKE, WHILE THEY’RE
STILL SMILING, IT WOULD’VE BEEN
A PERFECT EVENING. BUT, NO, OF COURSE,
ONE OF THEM IMPLODES. [ CRYING ] OKAY. HOW MUCH LONGER FOR THE RIDE?
[ LAUGHS ] AND WE’RE DONE. SO WE TRIED TO GET OUT
OF THAT NEIGHBORHOOD AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. EVEN IF IT’S JUST
FOR A LITTLE BIT. WE GOT OUR OWN HAYRIDE. NOTHING SAYS CHRISTMAS
AND… LIKE STAYING AWAY
FROM PEOPLE. LIKE STAYING AWAY
FROM EVERYONE. YOU SAY “BYE-BYE”? SAY “BYE-BYE.”
SAY “BYE-BYE.” THANK YOU.
BYE-BYE. HOME.
HOME? YEAH.
HOME WE GO. A SWORD? Jen: IF I SEE A SWORD,
WE’LL GET ONE, OKAY? SO,
WITH THE BRIGHT LIGHTS, I CAN PRETTY MUCH NOT TELL
WHERE WE’RE GOING. WHAT DO YOU THINK, WILL?
YOU LIKE THESE TREES? THEY LOOK LIKE
THE ONES AT HOME? Will: YEAH. OH, I LIKE HOW THE LIGHTS
CHANGE ALL DIFFERENT COLORS. Susan:
OH, THAT’S PRETTY. THAT’S VERY PRETTY.
WOW. THE KIDS, I THINK —
I THINK THEY LIKED IT ALL. Will:
I WANT A SWORD. HE WANTS A SWORD. LOOK AT THIS.
I THINK WE FOUND THEM. THIS ONE OR THAT ONE?
THAT. THAT ONE. OKAY,
THAT’S WHAT WE’RE GONNA GET. THANK YOU. WILL — HE GETS, LIKE,
THIS, YOU KNOW, STAFF. IT’S LIKE A HALF-SWORD
WITH A CRYSTAL BALL ON THE END. OF COURSE, WILL FLIPS IT OVER AND STARTS USING IT
LIKE GANDALF. COME ON, GANDALF. AND THEN HE GETS THE CRAZY IDEA
THAT, YOU KNOW, IT IS A SWORD, AND “WHY DON’T I
START ATTACKING PEOPLE?” WATCH OUT, YOU GUYS.
[ LAUGHS ] COMING YOUR WAY. Susan: WOW. OHH! Jen: DEFINITELY NEED TO BE
UNDER ADULT SUPERVISION SO NO ONE LOSES AN EYE. AND THERE HE GOES. AND WE’RE DOWN. BUT IT WAS A LOT OF FUN TO SEE
THEM HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH THAT. COME OVER HERE. YEAH, LET’S GO
TO THE SNOW GLOBE. ALL RIGHT,
HERE’S THE GLOBE. LOOK HOW PRETTY
IT IS. THIS IS HILARIOUS.
I KNOW. ARE YOU READY? SCARY. WHOA. I THINK THE KIDS HAD FUN
WITH THE SNOW GLOBE, BUT I DON’T KNOW
THAT THEY QUITE UNDERSTOOD IT. [ SCREAMS ] Jen: WILL — HE’S SO EXCITED
TO TRY ANYTHING NEW THAT HE WAS ALL ABOUT IT. TAKE A LOOK AT THE CAMERA.
LOOK, LOOK. SAY HI. PUT YOUR ARMS UP. PUT YOUR ARMS UP.
Susan: CHEESE. CHEESE.
GOOD JOB. GOOD JOB,
GUYS. Bill:
YOU KNOW, IT’S ANOTHER MEMORY THAT WE’LL BE ABLE TO LOOK BACK
ON FONDLY AND SAY, “YOU KNOW, ANOTHER SOMETHING
THAT WE DID TOGETHER, AND WE HAD A GOOD TIME DOING.”

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