So you’re vacationing
in Zambia, huh? Let me guess, you’re from LA? New York. Yes. I take it Mr. Conrad
won’t be joining us? Two days ago, he told me
that our marriage was over. Two hours ago, I landed here on what was supposed to be
our second honeymoon… by myself. A lot of people come here
to get lost so they can be found again. Thank you, Yoda. -You’re coming on this, too?
-Yep. Derek Holliston, if you want to write my name
on a complaint form. Oh… you’re the pilot. We’re flying over the largest
game reserve in Africa. Hold on.
We’re gonna make a stop. What? A stop? Where? Stay in the plane.
I’ll come back. Poachers killed the mama
for her tusks. If we don’t do something
to help that baby, -he’ll be dead in two days.
-I wanna help. Didn’t see that one coming. Hi, Mom. How’s safari? Well, I took a little detour. Is he gonna be okay? It’ll be touch and go
for a while, but we will do our best. I’m in this place
surrounded by wild animals. Hey, New York. Oh! Sorry… You are coming home, right? This year it’s gonna be
Christmas in Africa. And what is
Christmas in Africa? Well, I can’t speak
for the whole continent, but here
at the elephant orphanage, they celebrate all week, and there is
no shopping involved. Now I’m really
starting to worry. And I’ve got to go back home, and I don’t know what I’m
supposed to do with myself. Maybe you’re doing it here. This is how it starts. You meet an elephant, and so begins
the relationship of a lifetime. Take good care
of my elephant. Our elephant. Derek? -He and I, we’re just friends.
-Mm-hmm. Since you didn’t get to go
on your fancy, five-star safari, let me take you on one. With a little less stars. Like three? Thinking more like two. I haven’t seen you
let someone in, in a long time. If I’ve learned anything,
it’s to not get too attached. I never meant to stay
this long. -You’re falling in love.
-Huh? With Africa. You know what that is? -What?
-Mistletoe. -That is definitely not mistletoe.
-That is African mistletoe.