How to Delay Your Period for Vacation

How to Delay Your Period for Vacation


– Based on a true story. (hoof beats)
(horse neighing) What up everyone, it’s
your girl Superwoman, and tonight I am flying to
Trinidad for a Carnival. For everyone who’s confused
about what I just said, no Trinidad is not in Africa,
no Carnival is not a circus, OK google a map, read a
Wikipedia, educate yourself. Basically a tropical destination
with lots of celebration. So I’m planning this trip like. – OK so we land on Saturday. – OK. – Party on Saturday, Sunday and Monday. – OK. – Beach day on Tuesday. – OK. But then I start hearing some key words. – Snorkeling and swimming in the morning. – Swimming. – So make sure you bring your bikini. – Bikini. – Ooh and there’s an all white party, so don’t forget to pack your white jeans. White jeans, white jeans. – Wait what are the dates again? AKA, am I gonna have my
period during this vacation? The answer, of course, of
course this one specific week where I wanna lift my leg and
bust a wine like (grunts), my uterus is gonna be
like, nope interference. We interrupt this
programming to define wine for any squares that may be watching. A wine is a form of dance
involving gyration of the hips. Can be slow or fast,
but must always be sexy. I’m gonna try to bust a
wine with bust up uterus, like let me get down, but with caution. (upbeat music)
(moaning) Let me wine on your
right now nice and slow, not too hard here we go. Wait that’s my uterus,
that’s my uterus hold on. Right there, right there. Yeah ay, just gotta make
sure I don’t sneeze you know. Yeah you like that you like that? This is fun right? Oh yeah, Carnival Trinidad. (speaks foreign language)
fast wine fast wine fast wine. Fast, fast oh cramp hold on a sec. I can’t have that, no
no OK I would rather die than bust a weak wine. So what do I do? I google the hell out of
how to delay my period. And straight up, I don’t
care what the source it, because I’ll believe it. Delayyourperiod.com, excellent. Get excessive exercise and
eat lots of peanuts, hmmm. Take that you stupid uterus. – Oi what the bloody hell you doing huh? Is there new internet dance? Bloody Silento. – I’m trying to delay my period. – Huh, if you want to delay your period, tie one string on your toe. – What? – Trust me, it work. – My mom always gives
me these home remedies that are so scientifically unsound. Like how is a string on my toe, influential to my uterus shedding? Are you serious? Like don’t be dumb, hell no. – What are you doing? – My big toe’s connected
to my uterus line. OK so pressure here,
prevents shedding here. You know because of
photosynthesis or something. Trust me, it makes sense. – Uh yeah. – No but for real I know that’s dumb, because in real life I
understand it doesn’t work, that was just a skit, no no wait one sec, one, OK listen. Listen OK in my defense,
I can feel my chloroplasts responding already, OK? Anyways apparently an increase in stress, can also delay your period, so. Hi yes hello, I’d like to
book a skydiving session for tomorrow. Hey ex boyfriend, you know I was thinking we should totally get back together. Alright, Game of Thrones,
season one, episode one. Let’s do this. Oh yeah, that’s good right there. Oh wait crap crap, I forgot, stop. Hey yeah you just moved right? Hmmm can I come over and
assemble all your IKEA furniture? And then I realized that
the solution to my problem has been in front of me the entire time. If I can’t delay my period,
I’ll just induce it. Ugh we leave in five days and I still haven’t gotten my period. I hope I get my period right now. – It’s so funny how you’re
hoping you get your period, and I’m like wishing mine would leave. – Wait, you have your period? – Yeah. (angelic choir) – Hug me, hug me harder. – You’re hurting me. – I need your hormones
to rub off on me OK. Whisper into my ear, come on, you can’t go home. – Ummm. – Hey, would you sit on my lap? The struggle is real out here. OK I don’t want my period
to ruin my vacation. So I start to get desperate. Great news, I think
I’m gonna get pregnant. Yeah I’m like totally ready to have a kid. – Wait, this isn’t because you
wanna miss your period is it? – What? Of course not, how dare you accuse me of doing something so petty. OK urgh, but that is what happens right? Like do you think I would
miss the one I was gonna get on vacation or does it skip one? Can we google it? Long story short, I’m leaving for Trinidad
and Tobago tonight, and I still haven’t gotten my period, so. (speaks foreign language) Yo you liked that video? Here’s how you can let me know. Give it a big thumbs up. Come on that ish is free. My last video’s right over there. You wanna see some dope Trinidad vlogs? Second channel right over there. Make sure you pre order my
book, How to be a Bawse, come on the link is in
the description, do it. One love Superwoman,
that is a wrap and zoom.

100 thoughts on “How to Delay Your Period for Vacation

  1. Hi babies! Thank you for watching! You can check out the bloopers here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLjdZ_coNcI ANDDD sorry about the delay with tour dates. SOON. I promise. Very, very soon x

  2. Lol me right now leaving sunday and its tuesday and i STILL HAVEN'T STARTED MY PERIOD AND GOING ON HOLIDAY NOOOO😑😑😑😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣🙄🙄

  3. I got my period right before leaving on an 19 hour car trip. I cried so much and im currently trying to find a solution

  4. This makes me feel like the luckiest person because I never had period on vacations. And sometimes comes right after coming so I am too lucky.lol.

  5. i got my period on the 4th, mine lasts for 5 days. IM GOING TO A WATER PARK ON THE 8TH , If only I GOT MY PERIOD A DAY BEFORE. i’ve been exercising non stop-

  6. bruh im supposed to go school shopping tomorrow and i just KNOW that my goddamn hormones (that i dont wANT) are gonna sneak up on me tomorrow morning like “hiii!!!! its so nice to see you again!!! oh youre busy today? hahaha no problem i’ll come with you!!!!” like tf no thanks

  7. ATTENTION GIRLS:
    So i had a Florida vacation coming up in about a week, and my period was supposed to start the first day of vacation. So i desperately Googled and watched YouTube videos on how to 'induce your period'so that it would be done by the time my vacation starts. Then i came across the video that changed my life. Literally. It was the easist, safest,fastest method, and was super convenient. Basically, u take 3 or 4 Vitamin C supplements( depending on the milligrams) wait 24-38 hours, and BOOM- your period starts! Works like magic! Every effing time! I recommend u guys try it, if need be. Trust me: it works! ( tho u might have to be within a week before starting menstruating for this to be effective)
    For more info, check out this video:
    How to (safely) induce your period!
    》Kelsey Pogue

  8. Mom: What are you doing?
    Me: Trying to delay my period
    Mom: You know you wouldn’t have to if you weren’t on your phone all the time

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  10. In my country at least, you can just buy period delay medication from the pharmacy. You can also get it prescribed by a doctor.

  11. I got my period on Sunday. My competition is this Saturday. I feel like I’m in the race against time to ensure that my period ends by then

  12. i LOVE swimming and i got mine before a beach vacation. i bought a menstrual cup. it saved my life. i went swimming 3 times a day… 🙂

  13. I’m gonna get my period when I’m performing for a theatre for 5 days in dance and acting. YIKes and their both white pants.

    HELP!

  14. Me : Mom!! I have got my period and I have to go swimming tomorrow with my friends!
    Mom: You are on the phone all the time that's why you got your period.
    Me: wha-

  15. Extra exercise will delay your period I went through a stage where I would bike four+ hours everyday closer to five. And I didn’t get my period for months.

  16. Hello everyone.. I would like to share my personal experience.. All these remedies are are FAKE. It did not workout even my period came 3 days earlier. So as per my opinion go for medication PRIMOULT N if u need to delay your period in special condition.

  17. I’m watching this because I’m going on holiday next Month and it’s mainly swimming and I looked at the period tracker and I’m gunna be on my period the whole holiday and I rlly wanna go swimming

  18. When she said about carnival

    I laughed so much I live in st.lucia so I was very shocked to know some people think carnival is a circus lol

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  20. I leave on an international flight to South Asia in 5 days. 14 1/2 hour flight non stop and I'm getting my period the same day I leave 😭

  21. My day 1 or day 2 is gonna be when I have a driving lesson for 2 hours and day 1/2 is so heavy I have to change my pad every half hour. IM SCREWED.

  22. My period flow 😡
    Day 1: Moderate to heavy
    Day 2: HEAVY
    Day 3: HEAVY
    Day 4: Almost gone
    Day 5: NEVERMIND IT’S BACK
    Day 6: Almost gone
    Day 7: Gone 😆

  23. I remember attending my friend's birthday party while having my period, luckily, my other friend let me borrow some of her swimwear and let me swim

  24. Going camping and I’m going to get it but luckily I’m not going swimming hopefully but it’s still a pain this happens every time

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