One week of summer left.
Let’s see how I’m doing on the whole Perfect
Summer Vacation checklist. Trip to the beach, which I had to abandon
’cause of Black Cat. Baseball game–
ruined by the Tinkerer. Concert. I missed
that whole show, thanks to Hammerhead, but I did get to meet
Ross Calaban, so I’m calling that even. And camping. Total win, despite the mysterious
owl boy. So, that’s one win,
two losses, and a tie. [sighs] Good thing
school’s starting soon ’cause winning
at summer vacation is a lot harder
than I realized. [phone beeping] Whoa. Guess I missed
some messages when I was out
of range camping.Peter. Max Modell here.Was hoping to schedule time
for you to come inand train your replacement
as my lab assistant.“Replacement”? Yeah. The board only
authorizes that position for first-year students. I assumed
you knew that, Peter. Of course.
I totally knew that. Of course I totally
didn’tknow that.Uhh! How am I going to afford
Horizon this year? I can’t ask Aunt May
or Harry for money. They’ve already
done enough for me. This is on you, Peter. [slurping] You’re a smart kid. You’ll find a part-time job
with no problem. Hi. My name’s Peter Parker. And if you’ll
look at my résumé, you’ll see that– [explosion] y-you– you’ll see that I’m
e-experienced in, uh– [police officer]
Freeze, Scorpion! I’m so sorry. I, uh– My aunt’s calling.
I gotta take this. [grunts]
Sorry about that. There was a pest problem
I had to take care of. [man]
I’m sorry, but we just
filled the position. Oh, this? Uh, it’s just
a little sand-based accident on the way here.
It’s no big deal, really. Uhh… Goo? What goo? Oh, man! I’ve had a long morning. [muffled yell] [pants] What’s this? Oh, I have to give this
back to the police. I mean, not the police.
Why would I even say that? I mean, for charity. Parking meters.
Parking meter charity. Wow. Being Spider-Man
really puts a crimp in a person’s job hunt. Hey, Pete.
Long time, no see. Randy Robertson?
How have you been? I’ve been having
the perfect summer vacation. What have you been up to? [chuckles] Interviewing
for part-time jobs, Randy, and having zero luck. Well, my dad works
at that media company, the Daily Bugle. They’re expanding,
doing a lot of hiring. Want me to see if I can
get you an interview? A job? Listen, Peter Palmer– Peter Parker. The Daily Bugle’s
a top-tier multi-platform
news organization. Call me back when you
can grow facial hair. Brock, this is the footage
I’ve been waiting on? I thought you were a pro! I can’t use this! My grandma could take
better video of Spider-Man, and she’s not even
alive anymore! I’d pay through the roof if anyone could get me
some good clean footage of this Spider-Man! Paying for shots
of Spider-Man? Hmm. Maybe I’m gonna be
able to afford school
this year after all.