– I really wanted to get Michael out here and try and sell America to him in the hope that he might move out here. There’s a lot that might appeal to him. – Oh my God. – Daddy, no. – Should we write on the wall? You gotta put what you’re grateful for. – So what’ve you put? – Family. – That’s very sweet of you. – No. – What? – Brexit? What so, did you have to put Brexit above “my Immigrant family?” – I didn’t actually look at that. – This is a slightly more mature audience than I am used to. I see an ocean of gray hair. Fifty shades of gray. I am a huge fan of Gangster rap. – Used to be obsessed
with the Spice Girls. (laughing) – Locked in the loo, 62. – The most common close
quarters, I just used a knife. (beep) Hell. – Legal in France, 15. Netflix and chill, 69. (murmuring) – Today I’m going to
fulfill a lifelong dream. An amateur wrestling company. – Hit me in the face. Harder than that. – Anger me. – Your father’s funnier than you. (laughing) – That was real. – I’m here. – Be careful. – Brake, brake, brake! Brake, brake! (honking) Oh, (beep) God. (honking) Kill me now. – There is a lady waiting
up for you in the room. – Louisa. – Hello, stranger. – Why is she here? – I just brought her here. – She’s on Lads and Dads trip to Vegas. It’s not lads and dads and mummy. – One thing you’ll be up
to doing is Magic Mike. – I quite like magicians. – This is about to be a
hot guy buffet in here. (cheering) – You told me it was a magic show. – I never said a magic show.
– Like handkerchiefs coming – Out of a top hat.
– I said the show was magical. (screeching) (screaming) – Nice shootin’, cowboys. – You touch me like that
again, I’ll give you the business end of this shotgun, boy. (intense rock music) – When you are ready to
order, you can say, “I am” and then you follow it by the affirmation. Instead of saying, “can I
get the Microbiotic bowl” you’ll say, “I am whole.” – I am losing the will
to live, to be honest. (laughing) That’s not one of the options.