Matesong (Official Video) Tourism Australia Ad 2019

Matesong (Official Video) Tourism Australia Ad 2019


– [Announcer] And we’re
live in three, two, one. (piano music) ♪ This year’s been tough and confusing ♪ ♪ But progress is moving ♪ ♪ Well at glacial pace ♪
– Sorry. ♪ But all of Australia loves you ♪ ♪ And we’ll never judge you ♪ – You just need some space. ♪ When you need an end to what ails ya ♪ ♪ Call on your friends in Australia ♪ ♪ A pal to rely on ♪ ♪ A shoulder to cry on ♪ ♪ In Australia ♪ ♪ We can turn off the news ♪ ♪ You can kick off your shoes ♪ ♪ We’ll play backyard cricket ♪ – Get ready.
– Get ready to lose! ♪ So throw in the towel ♪ ♪ You can use one of ours ♪ ♪ We speak your language ♪ – Except for the vowels. ♪ Yes we know you love your
fish n’ chips and your curries ♪ ♪ But hey that’s no worries ♪ ♪ Good grub’s guaranteed ♪ ♪ Negotiating tricky
trade deals is a shocker ♪ ♪ But look there’s a quokka ♪ ♪ And that’s what you need ♪ ♪ A quokka is literally what you need ♪ ♪ Glorious United Kingdom ♪ ♪ Lean on your wingmen and women ♪ ♪ We’ll clear your head ♪ ♪ Have a sausage in bread ♪ ♪ We’ll go to the beach ♪ ♪ Then we’ll tuck you in bed ♪ ♪ Don’t bite your nails to the cuticles ♪ ♪ Hang with impressive marsupials ♪ ♪ Helping a mate ♪ ♪ Is a national trait ♪ ♪ In Australia ♪ ♪ Yes when everything’s a test ♪ ♪ Call your besties across the ocean ♪ ♪ Sisters and brothers ♪ ♪ We know you think you’re above us ♪ ♪ But deep down you love us ♪ ♪ You just repress emotion ♪ ♪ But we’ll put you right ♪ ♪ Have another flat white ♪ – Go grab your cosies.
♪ Go grab your cosies ♪ ♪ You’re Aussies tonight ♪ ♪ Calling all Poms ♪ ♪ Keep calm carry on ♪ ♪ In Australia ♪ ♪ Australia ♪ – So, see ya soon then, yeah?

100 thoughts on “Matesong (Official Video) Tourism Australia Ad 2019

  1. Hideous fake plastic advertisement. What of the bushfires our corrupt and incompetent leaders are ignoring, our illegal incarceration of assylum seekers, inaction on climate change, cutting of art funding. What about Adani and their massive coal mine which will likely be the final nail in our already dying great barrier reefs.

    We shouldn't be advertising.

  2. Lol! Nothing has changed from the days when Crocodile Dundee told us I'll slip an extra shrimp on the barbie for you".

  3. A song dedicated just to our little island, trust the Aussies to be actual mates that want us to do well. See you soon guys ????

  4. A new nick name for Scott Morrison who must be behind this monumental distraction crap #NERO
    That is some John Howard Style BS
    To all you Poms that want to come out here to escape the Crazy you are just swapping it for another and what ever you do don't forget your fireproof suits and buckets as we got some fires to put out.

  5. Welcome to Australia corrupt government and banks have created financial slavery real estate is a scam you cannot withdrawal more than $10000 from your account cash ban law. Freedom and privacy is fading away. But the people are great and it is a beautiful country amazing beaches and wildlife.

  6. I want to like it,, but how cringeworthy . Its like we are still living in 1975. Not one mentin of the arts or our superb musicians,, just cricket, footy , barbies, bogans beer. YUKK

  7. Kylie must've been paid a fortune to star in this rubbish.
    Scott Morrison was fired from Tourism Australia but there's no word as to why, would love to know that…

  8. Corrupt Government: Check

    Deteriorating Climate: Check

    Money Hungry Coal Industry: Check

    Collapsing Economy: Check

    On Fucking Fire: Check

    Broke Education Department: Check

    Unhappy Population: Check

    Shit-Ass Internet: Check

    Sky-Rocketing Petrol Costs: Check

    Acts Like A Discount-America: Check

    By The Way, I’m Australian

  9. I dislike Kylie minouge she is very self-centred, would have preferred Hugh Jackman he represents Australia he would of made a good bogan singing or Chris Hemsworth

  10. this is an incredible, one of a kind video. didn’t even knew this was some sort of a tourism ad which is good and kinda heartwarming to watch. i’m not even an australian but this makes me proud. 🙂

  11. The country is burning
    We ignore global warming
    Come bury you heads in the sand
    Alongside your mates
    In Austra—-li—-a!
    Austra—-li—-a!

  12. Sadly there are not too many marsupials left. And they estimate we lost 30% of our koala population in the fires. And as for the buffoon leading our country… such a stunning country going to the dogs.

  13. the international space groen refered to reply to it because its so autherated its restricted causing it to reflect back to mars. we need to have a moment of microwavic static fluency. its important to remember to scatter the fluency of the rings needed to plot on the rondes fruit community..so the fundastrofull needs to be able to interact with global warming stactics. for more information please visit www.realcronkeyestatefluencyaud.com.au

  14. the international space groen refered to reply to it because its so autherated its restricted causing it to reflect back to mars. we need to have a moment of microwavic static fluency. its important to remember to scatter the fluency of the rings needed to plot on the rondes fruit community..so the fundastrofull needs to be able to interact with global warming stactics. for more information please visit www.realcronkeyestatefluencyaud.com.au

  15. the international space groen refered to reply to it because its so autherated its restricted causing it to reflect back to mars. we need to have a moment of microwavic static fluency. its important to remember to scatter the fluency of the rings needed to plot on the rondes fruit community..so the fundastrofull needs to be able to interact with global warming stactics. for more information please visit www.realcronkeyestatefluencyaud.com.au

  16. This is our best foot forward. What they dont tell you, is Sydney's air quality is about par with Beijing because the East Coast is literally on fire. As for the beach, dont go in water chest high unless you are a really strong swimmer – its very easy to get into trouble. The amount of Asian and British tourists you see getting fished out of the water is hilarious, particularly at Bondi. Although the real culture shock, is our casual use of the word cunt. Its not an insult – its a description. 'Whats this cunts name'' is just like 'What this guys name''

  17. As a fellow Aussie sitting here last night I heard this exact conversation ..and i quote 🙂
    Lovely man – " Why you keep walkin away ya f$&kin c$^t!!"
    Cultured family- "get in the fC*^kin carrrr" – said over 12 times easy
    Other lovely man – "nah F#^k off – get f%@ked ya pr&#k"
    These lovely people are all over Australia and any Aussie would be lying if they didnt hear this or similar over time.
    Welcome to the most aggressive people worldwide I've ever met and I've been to a lot of them.. Don't hate reality, just accept and overcome in life. Find good places to be. Happy 2020 xox

  18. you forgot to mention the fires in nsw & qld, that the whole country has been in a drought (lost count for how many years) and that our cattle are dying due to lack of food for them…. but you know, “australia is the place to be” hahaha. Not even our own prime minster thinks that, he left us burning and went to Hawaii 🙂

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