Non-Scary Movie – Key & Peele

Non-Scary Movie – Key & Peele


– STUPID. – SEE, I DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW THAT’S EVEN
IN THE HORROR GENRE, DOG. – RIGHT? I MEAN, THAT’S THE LEAST
SCARED I EVER BEEN, MAN. IT’S LIKE
A ROMANTIC COMEDY. – IT’S LIKE A LULLABY, DOG. – YEAH, FOR REALS THOUGH.
– PSSH. – OH, OH,
WHERE YOU PARKED AT? – OH, WHAT NOW? – WHERE YOU PARKED AT, DOG? – YEAH, I’M OVER
THAT WAY, BOY. – OH,
YOU ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE? – YEAH.
– WELL, I’M THIS WAY, DOG. – OH, ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, DOG. – ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. [eerie music] ♪ ♪ – YOU KNOW WHAT?
– WHAT’S THAT, DOG? – I’LL WALK YOU
TO YOUR CAR, DOG. – WORD, WORD, WORD, YEAH.
– YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. – THEN I’LL DRIVE YOU
BACK TO YOUR CAR, DOG. DUMBASS MOVIE, MAN.
– NAH. – A DEMON CAN POSSESS
ANY INANIMATE OBJECT? THAT’S TOO GENERAL
TO BE SCARY. – YO, MAN, IT’S LIKE,
HOW YOU GONNA HAVE A DEMON POSTING UP IN A TRASH CAN? – I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
IT’S DUMB. – IT DON’T MAKE NO SENSE.
– IT’S STUPID. – IT DON’T MAKE NO SENSE.
– YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING? – IT’S STUPID.
IT’S STUPID. IT’S UNREALISTIC
IS WHAT IT IS. – IT’S LIKE, I AIN’T GONNA
BE SCARED OF NO TRASH CAN. [eerie musical flourish] AND WHAT WAS THAT OTHER THING
THEY HAD WITH THE, UH, THE DEMON PUDDLE? – OH, YEAH, YEAH. THAT WAS THE MOST STUPID PART
RIGHT THERE. A DEMON COULD PULL YOU INTO HELL
IF YOU STEP IN A PUDDLE. LIKE, WE SOME MORONS? – I MEAN, HOW YOU GONNA SCARE A COUPLE ADULTS WITH A PUDDLE? – STUPID.
– STUPID. – STUPID.
– STUPID. – AND THE DEMON GOT
THEM HELLHOUNDS ROAMING AROUND EVERYWHERE, BRINGING HUMANS
TO THE DEMON ALIVE TO BE SACRIFICED. – COME ON, MAN. [dog barking] – THAT’S JUST STUPID! – STUPID.
– YEAH. – YOU KNOW, IT’S LIKE–
IT’S LAZY STORYTELLING… – YES, YES.
– IS WHAT IT IS. – IT’S A LOT OF THINGS,
BUT SCARY IS NOT ONE OF THEM. [eerie musical flourish] – AND WHAT WAS
WITH ALL THEM CREEPY KIDS AND THE WHISPERING
AND WHATNOT? – OH, PLEASE.
– I MEAN, COME ON, DOG. – PLEASE, DUDE.
– WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? – YOU JUST IDENTIFIED, LIKE,
THE STUPIDEST PART OF THE MOVIE. [both laugh] THEM KIDS–
THEM KIDS WAS TALKING ABOUT, [breathily]
“I WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL. I WILL SUCK YOUR ESSENCE.”
[mumbling spookily] – OKAY, YEAH,
THAT’S STUPID RIGHT THERE. YOU CAN STOP RIGHT NOW, MAN,
IF YOU JUST WANTED TO– PLEASE STOP!
– YEAH. – ‘CAUSE IT’S STUPID.
– IT WAS STUPID. – IT WAS STUPID AS HELL.
– IT WAS STUPID. – IT WAS JUST STUPID. WHAT?
– THIS YOUR CAR? – THIS ME, DOG.
– YEAH. [both sniffing] YEAH, I HOPE
THERE’S NOT ONE OF THEM DEMONS POSSESSING YOUR CAR. [both laughing] I’M JUST STEPPING
RIGHT NOW, FOR REAL. – THAT’S STUPID.
YOU BEING REAL STUPID. – I’M BEING STUPID. – THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST PART OF THE MOVIE RIGHT THERE, DOG. – I’M THE ONE BEING
STUPID UP IN HERE. – THAT WAS PRETTY STUPID.
– [laughing] – THAT WAS THE STUPIDEST PART
RIGHT THERE, MAN. THAT PART WAS–THAT MOVIE
WAS STUPID AS HELL, MAN. – [laughing]
STUPID. STUPID. – THAT WAS
THE NOT-SCARIEST PART OF THE MOVIE. OH, MY GOD.
IT WAS STUPID. – LIKE A DEMON COULD POSSESS– – I MEAN, IT’S SO STUPID.
– THAT WAS SO STUPID. – IT WAS PRETTY STUPID,
THOUGH, DOG. – OH, MY GOD,
THAT WAS STUPID. – IT WAS PRETTY STUPID. YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN? I’M–SHIT, I’M SORRY, DOG, THAT YOU HAD TO WATCH THAT
DUMBASS NOT-SCARY MOVIE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? – MAN, YOU KNOW,
THAT’S HOW IT GO. THAT’S HOW IT GO. [eerie musical flourish] [tense music]

100 thoughts on “Non-Scary Movie – Key & Peele

  1. "Word for word generic statement made in the video we all jus watched"…
    Now I sit back and collect my 1.5k likes ??

  2. So no one else gonna mention that “One at a time” is premiering on the cinema? You know that hilarious Les Miserables spoof?

  3. "And like, human experimentations. Messing with their brains and shit. To control people or live inside bodies, like nah man. That shit ain't scary."

  4. When the guy washing his face then the demon pops out in the mirror. STUPID!

    Thats why i wash half of my face first then the other one. Cause its STUPID!

  5. I went to a mate's house and he and the the rest of the gang laid down some knowledge on conspiracy theories and the Illuminati. Without a word, the whole crew walked me to my car when it was home time – tacit understanding.

  6. It's even worse when this happens and someone admits "Ok we are both scared lets just admit it" and then the other guy is like: "what? no im not" even though he is.

  7. This was me and my niggas after we watched the devils rejects on acid trynna convince each other it wasn't a scary fucked up movie lol

  8. That was me after watching "US" …I was like ..yeah it wasn't that scary as I was leaving the movies ..i had to get gas so I went into this gas station and I was on the line and the guy behind me asked me a question and I turned around and almost screamed like a little girl almost crapping my pants !!..u know what scary thing asked me the question ?… not freddy Kruger or Jason..it was a preppy looking..clean cut white dude ..lol ..u just never know how these scary movies affect u pshycologically..

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