Overly Excited Tourist Finds Religion In Salt Lake City

Overly Excited Tourist Finds Religion In Salt Lake City

– Whoa, double black diamond,
I’m in Salt Lick Shitty, Utah. Home of the… Olympics one time. Let’s go see if we can smooch a Marmon and have a good time. Uh oh, come help, I’m underwater. Not literally of course. Here it is, Temple Square. Let’s go see what all the fuss is about. Look at these nasty boys
checking this guy for lice. Whoa baby boy, the visitors’ center. That looks very fun,
let’s go take a peeksee. (electronic dance music) Nah, it wasn’t that cool. This guy is so bored with his stupid bird. Get out of my ass and into my other ass it’s the famous Salt Lake Temple. They say Mormons have a hundred wives and their religious beliefs
are for sure incorrect. Are you joking my ass? Look
how smooth this water is. Hi honey! This clock is moving backwards but I still know what times it is. It’s fun times in Sport Link Uterus! Some people come to Butah for the skiing some come for the snowboarding but I come for the danosaurs! Look I can see my house. Hi honey! Jesus Christ I’m having a good time! I don’t wanna be too nasty but this house is lifting up her skirt. Shit on my dad’s back, there
it is, The Great Salt Lake. They say it’s a hundred feet nasty and it’s salty from the
tears of all my haters. Never stare directly into my
ass, I’m at the Pioneer Museum. And I’m gonna have some nightmares. Nasty bad nightmares. And spooky icky nightmares. Uh, no thank you, bad nightmares. Are you joking my ass?
Is that-is that my ass? Hmm, okay, I’m gonna get
the heck out of here. Dennis Quaid’s legs what a day I have had
here in Salt Lake City. I never did kiss any Marmons but at least I found some good grass. It even was the best day of my whole life.

100 thoughts on “Overly Excited Tourist Finds Religion In Salt Lake City

  1. This guy is annoying as all hell. If he was actually funny it would be good- go to Utah, make fun of polygamy and Mormons, except he's someone you just want to say stfu to.

  2. This guy is annoying as all hell. If he was actually funny it would be good- go to Utah, make fun of polygamy and Mormons, except he's someone you just want to say stfu to.

  3. This is kinda disrespectful, we all make our own choices in life and we choose our life styles, Mormons are proven to be the happiest group or religion. I believe in choices, we all make choices in life and some people have found happiness because of their choices and I applaud those people.

  4. I am born and raised in Salt Lake, I have been looking forward to this one! Normally it's annoying when the only take people have on Utah is the tired dig on Mormons and multiple wives.๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ It is played out like "Gays in San Francisco." Especially since SLC is even not like that. Because of the awesome location w/the world class skiing 20 mins from Salt Lake, lots of liberal outdoor enthusiasts have moved here from back east and it is surprisingly progressive (well at least with in Salt Lake. LOL) He pulled it off here however, this was very funny!! "Get out of my a%#! The say "Marmons" have a hundred wife's and their religious beliefs at for sure incorrect!"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  5. Wish he could've made it down to Southen Utah. I'm kinda in love with this guy and there's so much to see here. There's Zion and--uh—-um— Zion is really pretty!
    Also, not too surprised he found that stuff creepy. Even when I was a member I found a lot of it creepy, big reason why I'm not a member any more

  6. Wow, way to nail all the stereotypes there buddy. SLC is awesome. A 20 min drive to world class snowboarding, skiing, biking, rock climbing, boating, etc. Great restaurants, and we pretty much have any scene here no matter what you're looking for.

  7. Another winner, Ryan. Everyone, check out Crazy for Applesauce in Minneapolis. Ryan's best in my opinion. See if you can spot where he momentarily goes out of character. Post the timestamp if you find it.

  8. who liked this guys humor more then they liked salt lake lol GET OUT OF MY ASS AND INTO MY OTHER ASS bro your personality's great ha ha

  9. Born and raised in SLC and I found this hilarious and wildly disrespectful lol, but he was just joking so whatever! "Shit on my dads back … " hahahahhha your openers kill me

  10. I hope you come to Utah again and go to Zionโ€™s, you went to the shittiest part of Utah ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

  11. LMAO! "Salt Lick Shitty" I've always wanted to go because it just seems so beautiful. Despite this video, I still want to ๐Ÿ˜

  12. Maybe if you arenโ€™t Dennis Quaid this and then Dennis Quaid that, we wouldnโ€™t forget the Wi-Fi password

  13. My parents forced us to make the โ€œMormon Meccaโ€ trip to SLC when I was a kid. SO boring. Glad that 5/6 of my family members got out of that cult! PS: I love the part in the pioneer museum – I still have โ€œscary icky bad nightmaresโ€ about that religion ๐Ÿ˜‚

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