Pauly D’s Best Phrases (Compilation) | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation | MTV

Pauly D’s Best Phrases (Compilation) | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation | MTV


– Oh yeah, we’re the worst, yeah. This is the best day of my life. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, positivity, yeah. Oh yeah, champagne, yeah. Oh yeah, fire Motadella Angelina Tanning, yeah. Oh yeah. Joey D. One, two, three, four. I declare a prank war. It’s a prank war. Prank wars. – That’s a prank on all of us. – Whatever is takes to
make a prank happen. I’m the prank wars champion. I’m the prank war champion! Prank war champion! And just when you thought the prank couldn’t prank anymore. – Pauly is like a kamikaze pilot just boom. – Cause I’m gonna prank
the shit out of them. But this has to be the
prank of all pranks, the master prank. Big prank. Biggest prank we’ve
ever pulled in our life. This is the prank of all pranks. That’s gonna be the ill prank. This prank is Prank Wars. There’s no way they could beat us. Prank, prank, prank, prank wars champion. Prank War champion. For life. Awkward. So, you stalked my whole
life on the board walk. You cheated bro. I’m talking now. Awk, Awkward You know how I felt about you. You have no trust whatsoever so you thought I was
creeping with those chicks which I wasn’t. I went on one ride, God
bless me it’s fucking summer. Yes I was upstairs on a
balcony with three chicks. Think about cheating, you’re cheating. Go to (inaudible), you’re cheating. Look at the bottle waitress, cheater bro. Ooooooooooooooo Ooooooooooooooo (laughter) Ooooooooooooooo That was a good one. Where are you from? – Uh,England. – England? – Yeah. – England. Oh, I love it Sammy. I love New Jersey this time of year. I love family dinner this time of year. – [Female Voice] I love a new
necklace this time of year. – Um, you know what I
like this time of year? (inaudible screaming) Wake up Keto Guido. Wake up Keto Guido. Wake up Keto Guido. Wake up Keto Guido. Oh yeah, wake up yeah. You know sleeping is over once I wake up. (loud banging) Somebody would be sleeping in! Oh hey Jenn. – One thing I will
never miss in this house is waking up to Pauly D’s
“oh yeah, wake up yeah” shit. – I just heard that
you guys are mad at me? But I didn’t do anything. What’s up my guy? What’s up my guy? You wanna start this my guy? So I’m mad at you for being
mad at me for no reason so try to talk to me, I’m mad. You don’t want nothing my guy! You don’t want nothing my guy! I’m pissed! Ooooooooooo I would like to say for
one last time this summer that, the cars are here! Oh yeah, cars are here. Where’s Sammy? Cars are here. I would just like to point
out that the cars are here. Cars are here, here. El taxis arrivato. – [Male Voice] Taxi sono qui.
That’s all you gotta say. Here is qui. – Taxi arrivato, they arrived. – That means they arrive,
you don’t say that. You don’t say “cabs have arrived” – Taxi sono qui, sono qui, sono qui This hair ain’t moving my dude Hundred fifty miles an hour on the highway on a street bike, doesn’t move. What makes you think it’s gonna move in a gelato shop? Yeah buddy Yeah buddy Yeah buddy Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

100 thoughts on “Pauly D’s Best Phrases (Compilation) | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation | MTV

  1. Man I just love ? Pauly D,
    Dude is just Positivitie & Energetic. We Need ppl in our lives like this everyday ????

  2. Tee shirt time and gtl was never mentioned. Or if she still wears keds, she's too young for you, bro!

  3. Zum totlachen wenn amys auf Italiener machen ??? und meinen sie wehren welsche, ihr seit voll amys ?????? kein Meter Spaghetti ???

  4. I love Pauly D! He is such a positive person and he is always playing pranks on his roommates. He is the Prank War Champion!

  5. I love Pauly D! He is one of funniest and greatest guys on the show. I love his energy and enthusiasm. And by the way…..The Cabs Are Here ???????????

  6. Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo……. woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo… that was a good one!

  7. Pauly D has to be my fave roommate on JS. He is to funny. And VERY original. Lol! Totaly dig his personality and his "no nonsense" attitude when it comes to drama.

  8. There should be a Pauly D alarm clock but it's just a guy in a Pauly mask blasting recording of the oh yea wake up yea while he jumps on your bed

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