It’s him. [Allison:]
Who? Tim Wyman. “Blue Shoes.” — That ass is way above standard. [Allison:]
“Blue Shoes” is the guy you’ve
been stalking all summer? — I call it ‘admiring from afar.’ You’ve been ‘admiring from afar’ every day.
And from ‘not so afar.’ Hey, watch out! — Gosh! What is your problem? I don’t know!
I’m a klutz! Your house is super-close if we cut through those trees. — My house? Yeah! OK! Let’s go! [ music ] [Tim:]
So what’s it like being gay?
This is Texas. I don’t know. What’s it like being…? Straight. [phone rings] Hello? You want to come over? [ music ] [Ben:]
I ran him over with my Rollerblades
and I’m taking care of him. That’s it. You like him…! [Tim’s Mom:]
It’s a pleasure to finally meet
one of your friends! — Do you know his other friends? — His girlfriend? Of course he knows Krista… Yeah! [clears throat]
She’s really great. Tim, aren’t you getting tired of this sneaking around
pretending to be Krista Norman’s boyfriend? I just don’t want people thinking I’m gay
when I’m not. Let’s just have fun like we always do. [police sirens] — Go, go, go, go!
What if the cops can ID us? This is who we are!
It’s who YOU are! How could I Iet you do this to me?
We’re done, Benjamin. [ music ] On the house… I’m Jace, by the way… Here’s to a New Year. Cheers! [glasses clink] [music] [Allison:]
Honestly, Ben, you should just
move in with Jace… — Benjamin! It’s really you! Are you just visiting? — I have to go! [Tim:]
Hey! I told myself I would do anything
to get you back. I made a choice when I decided to be with you… Where were you when I was in high school? [ music ] [Allison:]
You can’t have both of them. You and the rest of the world,
you see this spoiled, arrogant jock… I see the guy whose parents
made him hide how talented he is. Do you still love him? What about Jace? [Ben sings:]
# We’re living in a den of thieves… # [Jace:]
Have you seen the way he stares at you
while I am standing right there? [sings]
# Rummaging for answers in the pages # # We’re living… # Benjamin! Wait! You are a goddamn coward. # …living in a den of thieves # # and it’s contagious! # # And it’s contagious # # …and it’s contagious! # # And it’s contagious. #