Closed Captioning Provided By: GDQMonitor So fast, amaze, wow. Who the heck Photoshopped this? I’ve seen
better in MSPaint! System Shock 2 is a true story as told by me. I’ll take “Ways Samus Ignores Gravity” for 400, Alex. Great event, by the way! And not just because I’ll be there. Those smooth tunes you’re not hearing, since you’re supposedly deaf? They’re by mistermv. If you’re deaf, just know it’s the best music anyone’s ever heard. (Don’t take my word for it though, I’m just a monitor, I don’t have ears.) Not all prizes shown. That said, no, I’m not a prize! Time for real subtitles: Mecha Richter: “Uhm… … I’m outta here.” Whole Room: LAUGHLAUGHLAUGH PJ: “Now we play a game called ‘Hide and Seek’.” La Mulana, the best not-console console game ever. GLaDOS is my bff. “Want You Gone” was supposed to be a duet but I didn’t have time. Super ROTJ, or a sneak peak at the next Star Wars? You decide. Thumbs up the video if you heard the item jingle in your head. Wait, I thought cool guys DIDN’T look at explosions?