Summer Ready with Me Me Monday!

Summer Ready with Me Me Monday!

Today’s a big holiday,
I’m sure you know which one it is.>>Yeah.
>>Yeah. Everybody’s talking about it. Today is World Penguin Day.>>[LAUGH]
>>Yeah, so if you saw penguins today,
they’re dressed up, you notice.>>[LAUGH] Boy. This is true, I- [LAUGH] I heard a sweet story about
two penguins in a zoo in Germany. They are two male penguins named Stan and
Ollie and they only have eyes for each other. They pay no attention
to the female penguins, they’re not confirming they’re gay but-
>>[LAUGH]>>We got a picture of them in their new habitat
>>[LAUGH]>>They Gay.>>[LAUGH]
>>So, happy World Penguin Day to all of you. If you’re not in a good mood already,
I have something that’ll sure help. Enjoy this mood booster. [MUSIC]>>[LAUGH]
>>No one puts baby in a box
>>[LAUGH]>>The cat’s fine, don’t worry about the cat.>>[LAUGH]
>>Alright, right now we’re gonna have
a happy Me Me Monday.>>[MUSIC] [APPLAUSE]
>>Okay, here’s the first one, and it says I’m
feeling generous today, you may pet me.>>[LAUGH]
>>Here’s another one. When you’re cute but
you ain’t summer ready.>>[LAUGH]
>>That, it looks like a shar pei dog. You know those dogs? See another one. You know what instinctively mother
croc carries the baby in its mouth, nature is so beautiful.>>[LAUGH]
>>Here’s another one. Moment he realizes he’s
now the middle child.>>[LAUGH]
>>Here’s another one. Rawr, I’m just kidding, I’m only a turtle.>>[LAUGH]
>>Here’s another one, the morning after.>>[LAUGH]>>We’ve all been there. If you’ve see a meme I think I
should see please send it to me.

100 thoughts on “Summer Ready with Me Me Monday!

  1. It was Anzac Day, Anzac Day is Remembrance Day for the Australia New Zealand Army Corps. They faught in WWI and were used as pawns by the English army, they were sent out to die, not win. Please respect all the fallen soldiers because they are a lot more important then gay penguins.
    You would not like it if we said it was Starfish day on 07/04 or 9/11 so be more respectful.

  2. … I think it's meme as in 'Meem'.
    I also used to pronounce it me-me and I was "shamed" by my fellow teens.
    I don't know.

  3. Lol I am fucking love this cute gay couple penguin ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

  4. that baby is ALL kindsa summer ready!!! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡

  5. Ellen i am your indian fan and my dream is to come to your show and i want to talk to Justin Bieber once in my whole like thank you

  6. I felt very sad ๐Ÿ˜ The baby might have got really hurt ๐Ÿ˜ฃ What is there to laugh? People are so insensitive these days. I love Ellen's comedies but this one, I can't imagine how she can laugh at something like this. Good that some people don't have babies.

  7. My local aquarium has a couple of gay penguins. Every year they make a nest, and lay and wait for the egg to arrive, and every year they would be disappointed. Then one year one of the other penguins had 3 eggs. First 2 and then a month later the 3rd one showed up. This 3rd egg would have a 0% chance of survival, but they gave the egg to the gay couple. The gay couple was like "finally we managed to make an egg", and they raised the chick as the proudest parents ever.

  8. I have a rescued pet penguin his name is peoples and he has his favourite teddy and he is really cute. I only have him because I work at sea life which is a aquarium.

  9. Spoiler Alert. The penguins are long lost relatives not brothers but something. Oh and the female penguins are all taken

  10. I'm sorry, but Ellen is out of line here. It's not her place to out the penguins. They can come out when they're ready to come out. It's not for someone else to do it for them! She should know better.

  11. I love you so much Ellen and I am from Bangladesh. You might not know this country but I am a fan of you.๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—


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