Summer Vacation Is for Kids!

Summer Vacation Is for Kids!

– I’m telling you, I’m taller. – Take off your shoes. – That’s not going to make a difference. – Whoa, dude (laughing). It’s so weird being back here again, dude. – You’re back from vacation, Raph. – Aw, man, you two dudes have already picked out your desk already, man? Like, where’s mine, bro? Where’s mine? Where am I at, bro? – You’re right here. – Ah, hell yeah, dude. I was hoping I’d get to
sit next to Grant, dude. – You always sit next to Grant. – Whoa, these desks are so much smaller than I remember, dude. So sick. – You were only gone a week. – Yeah, but it was Summer vacation, bro. (laughing)
So, it’s a new start to a new year, dude. – You went on vacation in the Summer time. That’s not Summer vacation. It’s not like when we were in school. – Hey, dude. Does anybody remember
my laptop combination? – It’s called a password, and what did you do to your hair? – Ah, you noticed, dude? It’s the new me, dude. – Why do you need a new you? You were only gone a week. – Yeah, but this was one
week in Hollywood, dude. We’re talking La La Land, bro. Like, that’s the place where like, everything happens, dude. It’s so sick. Dude, like I was (mumbles). – You spent the whole time in Hollywood? You didn’t even go anywhere? Not physically, no. But, in my mind, dude, I traveled all over Los Angeles, bro. It was so sick. Like, in my head, I was everywhere, dude. I was everywhere, dude. Everywhere in this city. – Sure, but what did you do? – Dude, I did nothing, dude. I barely answered all my emails. I hardly wrote several schedules, and then, all my meetings bro, all of them, (grunts) I just Skype’d
into that shit, bro. I’m Skype crazy, dude. I’m like a Skype monster, man. I was so savage with it, dude. – You just worked from home. – Ah, yeah, but like, only for like, 20 minutes every two hours. That’s like, 20 into. Hey, dude, do you have
a calculator on you? – No. – Ah, you’re such a slacker, dude. You’re such a slacker. What about you, new kid? – I’m not a kid, and no. – Dudes, we cannot be getting
senioritis already, dude. We got two more years. – Two years until what? – Two years left, dude. – Wait no, jobs are forever. – Right. Two years is like an eternity, bro. – Raph, what do you think
happens in two years? – Oh, dude, you do not have to
decide that right now, dude. ‘Cause like, I know
that you’re under like, a ton of pressure right now, dude. From like, our parents and stuff, dude. But, like, my friggen brother, dude, my friggen brother’s in
friggen Europe, dude. – No, Raph, you can’t think.
– Oh, Grant, you hit your growth spurt over the Summer, dude. Hey, Lily, tell me something. Who’s taller? – Take off your shoes. – I’m not gonna do that, Lily. – I don’t know what
you’re hiding in there. – I’m tall. Watch the sketch “How Tall
is Grant”, you’ll see.

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  2. Is there a counter somewhere on how many times Collegehumor has used this exact format to tell a joke, because I feel like we're getting up to the high 800s already.

  3. I could barely understand Raf, this new character has the worst accent yet, but really, how tall is Grant? Is he taller than Keith?

  4. "Jobs are forever." No they're not. They're just for forty-some-odd years, then you're free! … just in time to be too old to do anything fun with all your time, so you proceed to just slowly wither away for a couple more decades, and then you die.

  5. It's funny to never let your hair down? The Asian girl can take her starchy attitude and leave. She's not even funny against the women.

  6. I'm very confused. Summer vacation isn't seen as abnormal where I'm from. My parents are currently enjoying one in southern Europe. You know this kinda shit is why you idiots need someone like Bernie Sanders in the white house. You're missing out.

  7. Me after finishing junior year of high School: "I can't wait to have so much free time and sleep in!"
    Me after finishing junior year of college: "Great, 3 months of crappy jobs, nothing to keep me entertained, and no friends to play video games with."

  8. This is clearly testing the waters for a dropout show about a bunch of people gradually going mad trying to learn the elusive secrets of Grant’s height. I’m on to y’all.

  9. Wait you only had a week vacation ?, so sad for Americans. We have 5 weeks we can place where we want them, and 3 of them we can have in one stretch, they are of course 5 weeks of paid vacation.

  10. All of these characters are 'kids', in fact all millennials are 'kids' that's how an old HAG like Hillary, tugged their chains.

  11. Who else is here because so many people commented on the How Tall Is Grant Sketch saying there from this sketch?

  12. Those one annoying people that say dude or man too much why though this is funny though not those people in real life though

  13. Dear Quora : is wearing two polos on top of each other an american thing? Or just a Raph back from vacation thing?

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