Christmas Vacation (2/10) Movie CLIP – The Griswold Family Christmas Tree (1989) HD

Christmas Vacation (2/10) Movie CLIP – The Griswold Family Christmas Tree (1989) HD

Made pretty good time. [wolf howls] Russ: Dad, didn’t they invent christmas tree lots So people wouldn’t have to drive all the way out to nowhere And waste a whole Saturday? They invented them, russ, Because people forgot how to have A fun, old-fashioned family christmas And are satisfied With scrawny, dead overpriced trees That […]

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Bend Over and I’ll Show You – Christmas Vacation (3/10) Movie CLIP (1989) HD

Bend Over and I’ll Show You – Christmas Vacation (3/10) Movie CLIP (1989) HD

Looks like the toad overestimated The height of his living room ceiling. Hey, griswold. Where do you think You’re gonna put a tree that big? Bend over, and I’ll show you. You’ve got a lot of nerve talking to me like that. I wasn’t talking to you.

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Christmas Vacation (8/10) Movie CLIP – Turkey Dinner (1989) HD

Christmas Vacation (8/10) Movie CLIP – Turkey Dinner (1989) HD

Come on, boy. Let’s go find your sister. [meow] [loud chatter] Before we begin, Since this is aunt bethany’s 80th christmas, I think she should lead us in the saying of grace. What, dear? Grace! Grace? She passed away 30 years ago. They want you to say grace. The blessing! I pledge allegiance to the […]

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Clark Freaks Out – Christmas Vacation (9/10) Movie CLIP (1989) HD

Clark Freaks Out – Christmas Vacation (9/10) Movie CLIP (1989) HD

I’m gonna fly you all down here To help us dedicate it. Yay! Yay! Ooh! I can’t swim, clark. I know that, eddie. [sighs] [sighs] [clark sighs] Hey. Ho. [sighs] Oh. Clark, what’s wrong? Honey. It’s bigger than you expected? Smaller? Well, what is it? It’s a one-year membership In the jelly of the month […]

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Christmas Vacation (1/10) Movie CLIP – Eat My Rubber (1989) HD

Christmas Vacation (1/10) Movie CLIP – Eat My Rubber (1989) HD

Ĺ› we wish you a merry christmas– Ĺ› [honk honk] Clark, don’t provoke them. Hey, kids, look, a deer! [tires screeching] Ha ha ha! Clark. Slow down! You want to ride behind somebody Who does something like that? I’m gonna pull around them And leave them safely behind us. Burn some dust here. Eat my […]

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A Bit Nipply Out – Christmas Vacation (4/10) Movie CLIP (1989) HD

A Bit Nipply Out – Christmas Vacation (4/10) Movie CLIP (1989) HD

ś hey, santa claus ś ś hey, santa claus ś ś hey, santa claus, santa claus, santa claus ś Can I show you something? I was just… Smelling–smiling! I was just blouse– browsing. For your wife or your girlfriend? What? What happened? Whew. Oh. Woof! I guess– wouldn’t be any–oh! It wouldn’t be the christmas […]

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Christmas Vacation (7/10) Movie CLIP – Eddie’s Sewage (1989) HD

Christmas Vacation (7/10) Movie CLIP – Eddie’s Sewage (1989) HD

I can’t even afford to be an elf. [loud talking] I had 2– 2 containers of k-rations, And then I had spam. I had spam till it was coming out of my ears. Clark sr.: Oh, bullshit. Aren’t you having any breakfast? I’m not in the mood. What are you looking at? Oh, the silent […]

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Cousin Eddie and Snot – Christmas Vacation (5/10) Movie CLIP (1989) HD

Cousin Eddie and Snot – Christmas Vacation (5/10) Movie CLIP (1989) HD

[whining] [squeaking] [game playing on tv] That’s a honey of a tree, clark. Is it real? Yeah. Dug it out of the ground myself. Is that a fact? Hey, get out of there! Stop it! No! Don’t worry. A little tree water ain’t going to hurt him. Before we left, He drank a half a […]

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Christmas Vacation (6/10) Movie CLIP – Downhill Fast (1989) HD

Christmas Vacation (6/10) Movie CLIP – Downhill Fast (1989) HD

Has anyone ever used it on a sled? Not that I know of, russ. Don’t go putting none of that stuff on my sled. You know that metal plate in my head? How can I forget? I had to have it replaced because every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I’d piss my pants And […]

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Christmas Vacation (10/10) Movie CLIP – Squirrel! (1989) HD

[screaming] Quiet! Shut up! Ooh! Aah! Aah! Shh! Shh! Shh! Mom, don’t move. We can’t let it get out of the living room. Where’s eddie? He usually eats these goddamn things. Oh, not recently, clark. He read that squirrels were high in cholesterol. Thank you, catherine. I’ll try and trap it. Russ! Right here, dad. […]

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