Thousand Oaks Tourism Video

Thousand Oaks Tourism Video

Thousand Oaks So White Toast Not much to do here at all The same thing…Every day Chain smoking…Go Crazy Yuppies show off stupid toys Get Ripped Off ….H.O.A.’s At the Oaks …Trophy wives Might as well drive right on by

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Las Vegas Tourism Video

Las Vegas Tourism Video

Your unemployment check came You want to blow it away Party all night, Make mistakes And do the walk of shame Oppressive heat and sweaty guidos Bankrolled by mafia thugs Abandoned job sites More houses foreclosed America’s highest suicide rate Las Vegas! Where the stars go to fall Las Vegas! Spin the wheel, lose it […]

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Canoga Park Tourism Video 2

Canoga Park Tourism Video 2

Canoga Park WE’RE BACK A wonderful city to share Mass transit With tracks that lead nowhere WHERE THEY GOIN’? There’s Scotland Yard or Casey’s Get hit on my elderly drunks NO MEANS NO If you park your bike You might lose it To these guys, or that guy… I’m not messin’ with that guy over […]

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Canoga Park Tourism Video

Canoga Park Tourism Video

Canoga Park! Come on down and stay for a while Community Neighbors always lend a hand HELP ME UP NOW More strip clubs than schools Or churches Main export pornography BUNCH OF PERVERTS When your car gets jacked You might find it YOU MIGHT FIND IT Here, or here, or in this stolen used car […]

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Van Nuys Tourism Video

Van Nuys Tourism Video

GRAB YOUR SHOPPING CARTS EVERYBODY WE’RE GOING TO A NEW TOWN Van Nuys Van Nuys Answer the call Excitement’s waiting for you Van Nuys Van Nuys So much to savor Eat corn sold on the street MORE MAYONNAISE PLEASE Then take your kids to a Moonbounce battleground They’re happening every week Watch out, kids for […]

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Pacoima Tourism Video

Pacoima Tourism Video

In the magical land of The Valley There’s a place where all your dreams can come true Follow your heart to Pacoima How many families can you fit in that house? WE HAVE SEVEN No one cares what we do WE’VE BETTER THINGS TO DO Street art So catch the next plane to Pacoima ROGER […]

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Sunland Tourism Video

Sunland Tourism Video

A lovely day in Sunland Come on down and bring the fam! Score all the H that you can Then nod off, or possibly be dead Come and unwind At Sunshine Mannor We got the most registered sex offenders There goes one now Come have a drink at the world’s dirtiest Micky D’s You’ve gotta […]

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Fernando de Noronha, Pernambuco, Brazil – Travel

Fernando de Noronha, Pernambuco, Brazil – Travel

Natural Paradise. Ecologic Sanctuary. These expressions are insufficient to describe the beauty of the Fernando de Noronha archipelago, located on the northeast coast of Brazil. It’s formed by 21 islands, islets and rocks that attract visitors from all over the world. Discovered in 1503 by Américo Vespucio, the archipelago was given by the Portugal’s king […]

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