Tourist Sauce (Scotland Golf): Episode 10, Nairn Golf Club

Tourist Sauce (Scotland Golf): Episode 10, Nairn Golf Club

(background conversation) “Talk to me about Nairn” Nairnia. It’s a grower. Nairn is definitely a grower. It’s simple. I don’t know if that sounds like I’m saying it’s a bad thing but it’s just very straightforward. So Sharpie, Sharpie’s like a long-lost friend that you need you never knew you had–really genuine hospitality, cares deeply […]

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Tourist Sauce (Scotland Golf): Episode 12, Royal Dornoch

Tourist Sauce (Scotland Golf): Episode 12, Royal Dornoch

We’re out here at #10 at Royal Dornoch this is unprecedented we have a Tin Cup-esque situation it has nothing to do with carrying a hazard, it has to do with him firing hosel rockets into the gorse on the right. This one might go backwards. This is our third…Royal Dornoch was the perfect capstone […]

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Tourist Sauce (California), Episode 5: Monterey Peninsula CC with Alan Shipnuck

Tourist Sauce (California), Episode 5: Monterey Peninsula CC with Alan Shipnuck

White’s baby! All white shoes, white pants, and the white bag Like that. In the mud, in the wet, in the rain. What color boxers you got? Well, we’ll find out here shortly How many times can you get this up and down out of ten? I’m gonna go with a one Oh my goodness, […]

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Tourist Sauce (California), Episode 6: Pacific Grove, feat. Max Homa

Tourist Sauce (California), Episode 6: Pacific Grove, feat. Max Homa

Lead off match. The brother Schuster. Well, I’m playing for my mom. You know, I’m playing for our mom. Peg had her hip replaced. She’s really basically sitting by the phone waiting to hear if Her baby Neil was able to take down… I talked to her this morning, she wished me luck… his evil […]

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Tourist Sauce (Scotland Golf): Episode 5, Crail

Tourist Sauce (Scotland Golf): Episode 5, Crail

We’re out at the Himalayas. The ladies medal going on. The excitement is palpable. Just watching some of that stuff, I’m very happy that Randy and I made an excuse to go see more of the town of St. Andrews. The worst part was that I played really, really well the previous day at the […]

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How To Survive Your Family Summer Vacation

How To Survive Your Family Summer Vacation

Oh, Wow! This is Beautiful! This is it! There’s nobody here and it’s great! *Talking together* *Tropical Drum Beats* Who are you texting? None of your business! JARED!!! *Tropical Drum Beats* *Parents Laughing* *Tropical Drum Beats* The ocean is so awesome. Do you surf? Oh, yeah Definitely! Hey, I’m the Dad. Good to meet you. […]

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Tourist Sauce (California): Episode 2, Rustic Canyon with Brian Dietzen

Tourist Sauce (California): Episode 2, Rustic Canyon with Brian Dietzen

I assumed the low back right? yeah. These guys have gotten very close on the road very, very platonic how many time does he get this up and down out of ten I’m gonna go with the one great shot very tight tight tight piece of property we’re making it work. Am I nervous about […]

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Tourist Sauce (Scotland): Episode 1, Kilspindie

Tourist Sauce (Scotland): Episode 1, Kilspindie

hey is that guy from Ferris Bueller Scotland one word infinite possibilities for damn near 20 years I’d wondered what Scotland would be like could it possibly live up to the experience I had spent decades imagining I was anxious maybe even a bit nervous to reconcile the Scotland in my mind with the Scotland […]

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Tourist Sauce (Scotland Golf): Episode 2, North Berwick

Tourist Sauce (Scotland Golf): Episode 2, North Berwick

Crooked Tron setting up a bumper for his drive on 18 In the first episode of this season you heard Randy worrying about whether Scotland would live up to his expectations. He took to Scotland quite nicely. “Trying some black pudding. D.J. said it’s blood of some sort.” “That’s really good.” “What blood type are […]

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Tourist Sauce (California), Episode 9: TPC Harding Park

Tourist Sauce (California), Episode 9: TPC Harding Park

Alright, I don’t know if that’s a good break or bad. Can we roll all the clips we have of him How many times does he get this up, and down out of ten? Im gonna go with one oh my goodness, great shot! Very tight tight, tight piece of property We’re making it work. […]

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