Thousand Oaks Tourism Video

Thousand Oaks Tourism Video

Thousand Oaks So White Toast Not much to do here at all The same thing…Every day Chain smoking…Go Crazy Yuppies show off stupid toys Get Ripped Off ….H.O.A.’s At the Oaks …Trophy wives Might as well drive right on by

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REAL LIFE Walmart RV Camping Stories

REAL LIFE Walmart RV Camping Stories

WARNING!! This video contains footage that some people may find disturbing! Hello guys! Ben and Rebecca of his-and-hers vlogs and welcome to another studio session. I think we may have taken this one a bit too far this time. We!…We…Yeah! Guilt by association. You’re wearing the fake Walmart uniform to…You made me do it. So…. […]

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Las Vegas Tourism Video

Las Vegas Tourism Video

Your unemployment check came You want to blow it away Party all night, Make mistakes And do the walk of shame Oppressive heat and sweaty guidos Bankrolled by mafia thugs Abandoned job sites More houses foreclosed America’s highest suicide rate Las Vegas! Where the stars go to fall Las Vegas! Spin the wheel, lose it […]

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California Tourism – Dream Big – TV Commercial

California Tourism – Dream Big – TV Commercial

>>People think Californians live in our own reality. [sfx: wine cork pop]>>With our heads in the clouds.>>Like a bunch of space cadets.>>huh?>>What? [explode] I’ve drawn a blank, what’s my line? [reset]>>Maybe we do live in a fantasy.>>In our own little bubble.>>Just hanging out.>>As if we’re not completely down to Earth.>>We’re just a bunch of dreamers.>>No […]

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Canoga Park Tourism Video 2

Canoga Park Tourism Video 2

Canoga Park WE’RE BACK A wonderful city to share Mass transit With tracks that lead nowhere WHERE THEY GOIN’? There’s Scotland Yard or Casey’s Get hit on my elderly drunks NO MEANS NO If you park your bike You might lose it To these guys, or that guy… I’m not messin’ with that guy over […]

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Heroin Holiday in the Czech Republic

And Anna can you explain what [our] laws? I’m breaking right now Go get about money obstacle dropping logic tomorrow paragraph of all dos pilas Daddy now CVG actually g Means our own organs. [oh] no, don’t you touch my hospital? Oh? We’re like a cartel right now ah I see 50 near their chairs […]

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Canoga Park Tourism Video

Canoga Park Tourism Video

Canoga Park! Come on down and stay for a while Community Neighbors always lend a hand HELP ME UP NOW More strip clubs than schools Or churches Main export pornography BUNCH OF PERVERTS When your car gets jacked You might find it YOU MIGHT FIND IT Here, or here, or in this stolen used car […]

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Van Nuys Tourism Video

Van Nuys Tourism Video

GRAB YOUR SHOPPING CARTS EVERYBODY WE’RE GOING TO A NEW TOWN Van Nuys Van Nuys Answer the call Excitement’s waiting for you Van Nuys Van Nuys So much to savor Eat corn sold on the street MORE MAYONNAISE PLEASE Then take your kids to a Moonbounce battleground They’re happening every week Watch out, kids for […]

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Pacoima Tourism Video

Pacoima Tourism Video

In the magical land of The Valley There’s a place where all your dreams can come true Follow your heart to Pacoima How many families can you fit in that house? WE HAVE SEVEN No one cares what we do WE’VE BETTER THINGS TO DO Street art So catch the next plane to Pacoima ROGER […]

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