Thousand Oaks Tourism Video

Thousand Oaks Tourism Video

Thousand Oaks So White Toast Not much to do here at all The same thing…Every day Chain smoking…Go Crazy Yuppies show off stupid toys Get Ripped Off ….H.O.A.’s At the Oaks …Trophy wives Might as well drive right on by

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Trump’s ‘Working’ Vacation (He’s Working On His Golf Swing)

Trump’s ‘Working’ Vacation (He’s Working On His Golf Swing)

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Mr Doozy goes on a picnic

Mr Doozy goes on a picnic

Mr. Doozy went on a picnic. He misplaced his basket and sat on his biscuits. He said “but I am not cheese so why am I on these?” He looked around and found the cheese. Unfortunately it was stuck to his knees! He shouted “oh no, I’m going to attract bees!” So he found a […]

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What Donald Trump Did On My Summer Vacation

What Donald Trump Did On My Summer Vacation

YOU KNOW, THE LATE SHOW WAS OFF FOR TWO WEEKS, BUT DONALD TRUMP STILL HAD ORIGINAL EPISODES. (LAUGHTER) SO LET’S CATCH UP, IN TONIGHT’S REPORT: “WHAT DONALD TRUMP DID ON MY SUMMER VACATION.” (LAUGHTER) NOW, BEFORE I DIVE IN, I’VE GOT TO BE CAREFUL HERE. I’M NOT USED TO TAKING A TWO-WEEK DOSE OF TRUMP […]

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How to Delay Your Period for Vacation

How to Delay Your Period for Vacation

– Based on a true story. (hoof beats) (horse neighing) What up everyone, it’s your girl Superwoman, and tonight I am flying to Trinidad for a Carnival. For everyone who’s confused about what I just said, no Trinidad is not in Africa, no Carnival is not a circus, OK google a map, read a Wikipedia, […]

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Canada Already Has A Pot Tourism Ad

Canada Already Has A Pot Tourism Ad

OF COURSE, IF U.S. NEWS HAS YOU DOWN, YOU CAN JUST HEAD UP NORTH. BECAUSE AS OF TODAY, CANADA HAS OFFICIALLY LEGALIZED RECREATIONAL POT.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>Jon: PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE HIGH, GOING TO BE HIGH TODAY.>>Stephen: SO NOW BEFORE NOW– SO NOW, BEFORE HOCKEY GAMES THE CANADIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM WILL GO: […]

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Pacoima Tourism Video

Pacoima Tourism Video

In the magical land of The Valley There’s a place where all your dreams can come true Follow your heart to Pacoima How many families can you fit in that house? WE HAVE SEVEN No one cares what we do WE’VE BETTER THINGS TO DO Street art So catch the next plane to Pacoima ROGER […]

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