Canoga Park Tourism Video

Canoga Park Tourism Video

Canoga Park! Come on down and stay for a while Community Neighbors always lend a hand HELP ME UP NOW More strip clubs than schools Or churches Main export pornography BUNCH OF PERVERTS When your car gets jacked You might find it YOU MIGHT FIND IT Here, or here, or in this stolen used car […]

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Van Nuys Tourism Video

Van Nuys Tourism Video

GRAB YOUR SHOPPING CARTS EVERYBODY WE’RE GOING TO A NEW TOWN Van Nuys Van Nuys Answer the call Excitement’s waiting for you Van Nuys Van Nuys So much to savor Eat corn sold on the street MORE MAYONNAISE PLEASE Then take your kids to a Moonbounce battleground They’re happening every week Watch out, kids for […]

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Pacoima Tourism Video

Pacoima Tourism Video

In the magical land of The Valley There’s a place where all your dreams can come true Follow your heart to Pacoima How many families can you fit in that house? WE HAVE SEVEN No one cares what we do WE’VE BETTER THINGS TO DO Street art So catch the next plane to Pacoima ROGER […]

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Sunland Tourism Video

Sunland Tourism Video

A lovely day in Sunland Come on down and bring the fam! Score all the H that you can Then nod off, or possibly be dead Come and unwind At Sunshine Mannor We got the most registered sex offenders There goes one now Come have a drink at the world’s dirtiest Micky D’s You’ve gotta […]

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