Mike ‘The Instigation’ Reflects on His Past | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation | MTV

Mike ‘The Instigation’ Reflects on His Past | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation | MTV

Salud. He got us home safe. I mean, we have a designation, but you were the instigation first, before you were the designation. Yeah, enough with all that sappy (bleep), let’s watch Mike being a scumbag. Cut to season one. Oh, for real? I can only imagine when there’s no bad guy. Who’s gonna be […]

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Staten Island SMACKDOWN: ‘Come At Me, Bro!’ | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation | MTV

Staten Island SMACKDOWN: ‘Come At Me, Bro!’ | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation | MTV

You literally want to marry me. Yes. That’s what it is. Okay. Yes, I want to marry you. You’ve solved the code, now can we please, just never talk to me again? We’ve solved the code! Vinny, Vince says yes. Yes, now can you please never talk to me again? Don’t be a jerk wad, […]

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Kidnapping a Pregnant Meatball ? | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation | MTV

Kidnapping a Pregnant Meatball ? | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation | MTV

an unlimited stock of trash bags. We’re going to go into the house, right… I’ll be Deena like, “Mmm, merp, mep. Mmm, merp, mep… Merp, merp. Merp, merp. Merp, merp, merp, merp. (high-pitched) Ah! She’s pregnant. (high-pitched) Ahh! So many levels of wrong. So many le– Everything you don’t do to a pregnant person. We’ll […]

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Pauly D’s Positively Pissed ? | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation | MTV

Pauly D’s Positively Pissed ? | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation | MTV

Oh my God, Jenny! I see him right there. Oh my God! Are you … kidding me? We can’t escape this freaking guy! Ew, he’s giving us the finger. Who? Oh, that guy? This chooch chucks off the girls for no reason. I’m a positive guy, but the only thing this guy’s doing to me […]

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New House, Who Dis? ? | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation | MTV

What’s up everyone? Welcome to my Jersey Shore house, come on in. Hello? Welcome to my mansion. Mansions, cud. Mansions, cud. As you can see, this one is a bit upgraded. And look, there’s a cheetah and there’s a cheetah. Vinny Guadagnino, still cheating out here. Oh, look what we have, some guidos and guidettes […]

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Double Trouble at the Club ? ‘Sneak Peek’ | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation | MTV

Double Trouble at the Club ? ‘Sneak Peek’ | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation | MTV

[inaudible]. Yeah. You’re … You’re nothin’, baby. Let’s go. Homeboy wants to go. Let’s go. What a … loser. I’d love to go … a homeboy up. Let’s go. I have so much going on in my life. I’m about to release it on this … cheech right now. He had hit from … I’m […]

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