The Best Roast Battles – Never Before Seen! | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation | MTV

The Best Roast Battles – Never Before Seen! | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation | MTV


– The best of the best,
this is the roast battle. – Italians show love
by roasting each other. I held back, because I think
that you and me can, can, can, you know what I’m saying?
– [Group] Ooohhhhh! – Ooohh, listen, not in here,
not in here, not in here. Safe zone, safe zone. – Safe zone. – Sorry guys, sorry about my friend. This is the Roast Battle. Yeah, buddy. (club music) – Yeah, they probably are
happy to be with their kids. – [Pauly D] They’re happy with their kids, but not happy about the weather, man. – Yeah. – Well, you know, you can’t
have your cake and eat it, too, unless you’re Mike. (laughter) – Alright, bro, come at me, bro. – Let the roasting begin. – You are fake news. – Wait, what does fake news mean? – That means, like, whatever comes out of your mouth is suspect. – [Group] Ohhhh! (yelling) – We’re so stupid. – We made it so much worse when we’re dancing around like fools. – Wait, oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Are you talking about suspect? It takes a suspect to
know a suspect, huh, Mike? – [Group] Ohhhhh! – Right from the get,
he went for the throat. Because I was like, oh,
he’s going there already. Oh, I have to think of
some good (bleep) now. (laughter) Yeah, yeah, exactly. I would think of a day or two straight of like three, four jokes in a row. – Write them down. – Yeah, and in my brain I’d be like, oh, which one do I want to say first, because I had like four ready. Ronnie right now wants
to stop at the gift shop and get a bumper sticker that says I love to cheat on my baby moms. – [Group] Ohhhhh! – [Pauly D] (bleep) Well, this one got a little–
– This one got serious. – This one got a little hairy, though. This is why I don’t like roasts sometimes. They be getting too serious. – The only thing I seen
you do good in this house is destroy toilets and
destroy your relationships. – [Group] Ohhhhhh! – [Pauly D] Damn! – It’s like your two little sons that are just non-stop in public. – Ron, stop. – [Group] Ohhhh! – Mic drop, mic drop, mic drop! – He just went (clap)
bashed their heads together. – Yo, when you look at Mike’s passport, oh, that’s right, you can’t,
’cause he doesn’t have one. – [Group] Ohhhhh!
(bleep) – You guys literally went at it every day. – I told you don’t come for me. – Oh, (bleep), you better say that in jail when you drop the soap. – [Group] Ohhhh! – Another drop the soap joke! – Holy (bleep). – It was a little uncomfortable
in this roast, this one. – No, that was the longest hallway ever. (laughter) – That was our last one. – I didn’t want to amp it
up anymore, so I didn’t. – Mike got love handles
now for (bleep)ing Bubba. (laughter) – Oh my God! – They’re taking it below the belt. Some of the things that they’re saying, I’m just like holy (bleep). These boys are going to kill each other. – Mike’s been waiting for this day, Mike’s been waiting for this moment. – Because he can finally put a sentence together, that’s why. – [Group] Ohhhhh! – Get me to school, I’ve got my backpack. – Fire in the hole! (gun shot noise) – Please, please. Similar to that clogged toilet upstairs, you’re full of (bleep). – [Group] Ohhhh! (yelling) – Mike, you’re not supposed
to hype up your own things. (laughter) – I’m going to school,
waiting for the bus. – Wait, Mike, where’s the bus stop? Because didn’t they take over your cars? – [Group] Ohhhhh! – Knock out! My man Ronnie takes the win. Oh, oh damn! Oh damn! Oh damn! – I’m telling you, one of these days, this roast is going to get serious and these two are going to fight. – We probably shouldn’t do this. (laughter) – What you don’t know is they
actually do hate each other. No, I’m kidding.
(laughter) – [Mike] No, no, no. – Alright, so now that Miami’s over, who won the Roast Battle officially? – Hey, this guy was born for that (bleep). I think he went to school for it. – Ronnie’s ruthless, but I got
to give it to Mike, because– – No, Mike had some good ones. – No, no–
– Oh, no question. – Mike was able to
roast in a positive way, where you still liked him. That’s kind of like an art,
there’s an art to that. – You saying you didn’t like me after? – Well no, I was like Ronnie’s a dick. (laughter) – If you ask me, I think it was a draw, but here’s some never before seen footage of everyone else roasting each other. Check this out. (club music) – I love Sunday dinners! – [Group] Yeah! – Oh yeah. – [Mike] That was a nice toast. – Oh yeah, toast shift,
(bleep) toast like rich! (laughter) – [JWoww] Oh my God, that’s
how I felt last night. – Did you (bleep) yet? – No.
– This is going to hurt you. – [Mike] She’s definitely going to. – When would Jenny have time to (bleep)? She’s too busy sleeping. – Ohhh! Okay. – Somebody’s starting! It’s already starting! Round one, fight! Mike, your turn. – What am I doing? – You have to give an insult to somebody. You have to insult somebody.
– Mike, you’re good. (laughter) – You have to say something not nice. – Guys, guys, I don’t
think Mike can do this. A task like that is
way too taxing for him. – [Group] Ohhhhh! – Damn, that one went low! – Low! – [Pauly D] Low blow, son! – Ron, are you still trying to deny that you put the Big
Mac on the french fry? – [Group] Ohhhhh! – Hey, got him! – Say something about me. – Are you smiling, crying, or laughing? I can’t tell. – [Group] Ohhh! – I can never tell anymore. – I’m dead inside like your girlfriend is after she has sex with you. – [Group] Ohhhhh!
– Jenny brought the heat! – You’re like super creepy. – Ohhhh, there we go. – Wow, wow.
– You know what? You don’t want this. – I’m fine. – No, you are your girl
have to be like creepy. – [Group] Ohhhhh! – Why bring my girl into this, huh? – [Group] Ohhhh. – At least we don’t use condoms. – At least we’re clean. – [Group] Ohhhh! – Can he, can he, can he! You made porn stars!

100 thoughts on “The Best Roast Battles – Never Before Seen! | Jersey Shore: Family Vacation | MTV

  1. the best is when someone doesn't get how to roast someone for instance. "yeah, well your mom died of cancer, so.."

  2. So I haven't kept up with the Jersey crew since the last season of Jersey Shore. But everyone hated Mike back then. Like they used to pretend to like him when he was around but they really hated him. Is that all over now because it seems like hes genuinely part of the crew.

  3. If I lived all four of those boys. I donโ€™t think Iโ€™d get along with vinny. How about you guys? Comment below

  4. The boys are extra๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ but thts what makes everything funny๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚

  5. Mike has changed for his own good & my man is killing it. On the other hand, we have Ronnie whoโ€™s confused about who he really
    Is, and I can tell he is struggling on how to find himself. But, his key to that is accepting that he is lost in some wonderland, rather sniffing his life away, he should seek in therapy and get the help he deserves. At the end of the day, the guy has a daughter and sheโ€™ll need him in the future & now. Ron, change for the sake of your daughter. And if you canโ€™t commit to one girl, how would teach that to your daughter? Iโ€™m pretty sure you wouldnโ€™t want her to be the same as you. Come on, time to change and time to grow for the better YOU.

  6. Yo the best roast was from Deena at Mike when he called her fat and she threw him a โ€œI could lose weight for free but you need 10 grand to fix your faceโ€

  7. Aye all jokes to the side I was low key scared this season๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚ I just knew someone was gonna get killed behind these jokes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  8. Deena is tactically Roasting Vinny?….What s going on in the world when a rookie…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  9. I love how they hype it up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œ Ron staawwwwppppp โ€œ โ€œOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHโ€

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