Welcome to the Grand Tour production
of Seamen. No. I don’t like boats. -I don’t do boats.
-Well, you’re about to. The challenge is to cross the Mekong Delta without any issues. Three, two, one, go. -Damn it! I’m enjoying it!
-The speed! Into the reeds. I can’t steer it. Oh, no! No! No! No! Sorry. Hi. We’re experienced travellers. Passing through. I’m not sure we can do this. It’s going to snap. Oh, my God! Please pull me along. This is no time for cocking about! Well, this is crap, isn’t it? I’m trying to catch up with people
I don’t even want to be with anyway. -Oh, shit!
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no! I fucking hate boats! It’s impossible to think
how this could be worse. We need sleep. That generator goes all the time? No. Why do we do this? -It’s a boating holiday.
-Yeah. The glamour. What could possibly go wrong? Hammond, the nav’s gone. Oh, well, it’s done us a lot of good
so far, hasn’t it? Oh, we’ve lost the thing
that’s got us lost.