Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, and
welcome aboard the World Famous Universal Studios Tour! What are you all sitting around for? Hey, everybody! Get outta here! I’m stealing the Studio Tour! Hello, everyone. Alright! *clears throat* Let’s see. Uh, safety tips: If we’re going too slow,
throw your family members out the side. What is your name?! Bless you! You! Sing something! Jingle bells, jingle bells- NOT CHRISTMAS
MUSIC! NOOOO, STOP IT! Where’s the mute button?! Who wants to do donuts?! I’m gonna dieee! I’m gonna dieeeee! I’m gonna throw up! And then I’m gonna dieeee! Now, a fun game to play while we’re on this
tour is count how many times Universal sprays you with water! Oh good, more water! Because what says fun like being sprayed with
water? This is “Jaws”! Another time that Universal’s gonna get you
wet. Fishyyy! Fishy, fishyyyy! Oh, here he comes! Come on! That’s it! Get it! Oh! Oh! OH! I’m going home! Whoville, everyone! Hooray! We made it, we made it, we made it, we made
it! Alright! Bye suckers! I don’t like any of you! I like you! I HATE YOU! So long! Alright, well that’s fake. NOTHING IN HOLLYWOOD IS REAL! WHYYYYY?!