This summer’s most epic holiday movie!

This summer’s most epic holiday movie!


[alarm rings] This summer One man One girl Be prepared to… [Head east, then turn left] But then… Long stay parking Critiques are calling it romantic [airport terminal announcement] Hang on to your seats! Is that a camera, Sir?
Yeah [water splash] [water splash] Whaah! There’re so many fish here! Now the dark gets even darker Shhh! There’s echo in here [laughter] But then everything is about to change He has been chosen Bye! Thank you! [engine startles] This is his last chance Míos Dios! You will be terrified! Fuck me! Go slower! Hang on to your seats! Don’t go too fast Ciprian cause I’m scared. Ciprian! Fuck! You’re going too fast! Please go slower You will scream! Fuck the cliffs! Ahhhh!!! I can’t… Ah ahhh! I can’t! There’s only one hope to save them I think I never been so scared.. Uh oh! They will never be the same [breathes relieved] [laughter] Yeah! We are alive! All these dark bits – they’re cloud. These blue bits are rain. It’s going to be raining men… It’s going to be the lethal drizzle Drenched! Paw! Awww! Are they crazy!? This will make one epic comedy! [zipper closing] [airport terminal announcement] Be prepared… She will be on the internet. He will be absolutely terrible! They will soon be back!

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