What Did You Do Last Night? – Ripper Aussie Summer Ep01

What Did You Do Last Night? – Ripper Aussie Summer Ep01

[groaning laughter]
Ah no…ugh… Bit crook, mate? Bit crook? Yeah, just a bit, mate. – What did you do last night?
– What did I do? ♪ Went around to Johnno’s for a few pre’s ♪
♪ Split a six pack of Carlton Draught, you see ♪ ♪ Went to the pub and paid a fiver ♪
♪ That’s when I had my first pot of cider ♪ ♪ Drank two travellers on the train ♪
♪ Bundy and coke, t’was insane ♪ ♪ Then me and the lads we hit up Howler ♪
♪ Two pints of lager and a whiskey sour ♪ ♪ Malibu, daiquiri and a glass of pinot gris ♪
♪ Then we went to Eau De Vie for a Long Island Ice Tea ♪ Did you do anything else? ♪ Pot of cider, Bloody Mary ♪
♪ Then a mulled wine in a jar ♪ ♪ Shot of vodka, nip of sherry ♪
♪ Then we went to Berlin Bar ♪ Who else was there? ♪ Shot of absinthe, glass of red ♪
♪ G&T, appletini ♪ ♪ German-stein, foamy head ♪
♪ Then we went back to Eau de Vie-nie ♪ Yeah… but what did you do? ♪ Jagerbomb, bombe alaska ♪
♪ Tumbler of Alaskan rum ♪ ♪ Black Russian, black sambuca ♪
♪ White Russian in my tumma’ ♪ ♪ Hot sake, went to Revs ♪
♪ Blue lagoon was worth a punt ♪ ♪ Dry martini and a bev, ♪
♪ Pot of beer, glassed a cunt ♪ ♪ Screwdriver, orange wine ♪
♪ And a cosmopolitan ♪ ♪ Glass of red, whiskey rye ♪
♪ Budweiser in a can ♪ Wait, did you said you glassed a cunt? ♪ Beer, wine, schnapps, pot ♪
♪ Rum, gin, spew, shot ♪ ♪ Brandy, vodka, cognac, whiskey ♪
♪ Bourbon, cider, Mai Tai, sherry ♪ Fuuckin’ hell, John. ♪ Mojito, Peroni, Mimosa, Campari ♪
♪ Sangria, Negroni, Mint Julep, Asahi ♪ ♪ Jack Daniels, Tequila, Manhattan, Kalani ♪
♪ Cerveza Aguila, Drambuie, Martini ♪ ♪ Kahlúa, Gin Madras, Sapporo, Colada ♪
♪ And a few others, but I forget them… ♪ [John laughing]
– Oh, man. That sounds like the best night ever. – Did you have fun?
– Nah… I miss Samantha. I miss her real bad. [Voiceover: AUNTY DONNA] [MUSIC: Ripper Aussie Summer Banger] – Do you blame yourself? – She sent me a facebook message… – Um… – And she said not to blame myself, but… – You were- – You did cause
the car accident, though. [John cries with unescapable guilt] – Sketch comedy!

11 thoughts on “What Did You Do Last Night? – Ripper Aussie Summer Ep01

  1. I don’t know how the prices are in AUS but if it’s anything like America he probably had to sell his house to afford all those drinks

  2. If he wasn’t dead from the alcohol the cost alone of that evening would kill him all over again 😂

  3. This is called the Zach One Night Challenge in melbs. You have to glass a cunt too in order to properly complete the challenge (but make sure the cunt is a bad cunt, don’t glass a good cunt)

  4. I think this is the sequel to the anti drinking tv ad with the guy who is in his back yard and asks his kid to bring him a beer then he ends up doing it to his kid once they transform into the next generation.

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