♪ Me and S-Game and the X-Games ♪ ♪ Blowin’ up my phone playin’ text games ♪ – [Deena] Is there any news? – They have no update. They won’t give him when
his release date is. (sighs) – Really frustrating. (sighs) I don’t understand how there’s
no update at this point. Because he’s supposed to be home. – I feel like he’s
served most of his time. – Yeah. – He’s served all of his time. – [Ronnie] Less than a
month left, he would have. – [Lauren] 98% complete. – Right, so like, what
the hell is the issue? And he’s been so awesome, I mean, come on. – It sounds like Mike is
not gonna be getting out. That’s really disappointing. I mean, we all came
here, we’re all waiting for Mike to get out. So, hearing the news just
kind of deflates the group. – Over it, I just– – I can’t imagine how you feel. – Mm-mm. – Well, hopefully it’s friggin’ soon. – Well, we love you. – [Lauren] Love you, too. – And text me if anything changes. – We love you, Lauren!
– Love you, boo! – Be good, see you soon!
– See you soon! – [Vinny] Bye, Sis! – That sucks. – [Deena] Oh my God. – (beep) this. – He’s been in there for too long. – They’re really not
telling him anything yet. – I feel like they’re gonna
make an example out of him. Listen, I’m ready to (beep)
do what Kim Kardashian did. – [Vinny] What, make porn? – No, go (beep) to Washington,
D.C. and go to the president. – [Vinny] Oh. – If Kim Kardashian could
get somebody out of jail, why can’t we? Listen, Kim Kardashian
went to the White House and got people out of jail. So I feel if we go down to D.C., we make signs, we march, there’s a chance we can free the Sitch. – If Kim Kardashian can get, ya know, Martha Stewart out of
jail, then so can we. – [Deena] That’s how I feel. – Yeah. – Mike should be outta jail.
– Same. – And we’re gonna make it happen. – [ All] Free Mike, free Mike, free Mike! – So, get a private jet, and
we’ll go to friggin’ D.C. – I do know if you do
private, it’s super quick, in and out of D.C. – Oh my God. – What? – How do we get here? – I’m just saying, if she
can get somebody out of jail, why can’t we get somebody
out of jail? (laughing) – Deena, that’s a good idea, let’s do it! (Ronnie laughing) – You don’t think we could do it? – Deena’s like, “Well
it can’t be that hard!” Yeah, sure, and people go
also (beep) to the moon, and they run for the president, and they (beep) find
cures for (beep) diseases. No, it’s not that hard. No, anybody could do it. – We’re gonna wake up
and go to Washington. – And then what do you
do when you get there? – We would like to know
if we can talk to somebody that Kim Kardashian talked to. – I think these women
are possibly coming up with the worst plan in
the history of plans. There is no plan. You can’t go to the White House. There’s a big fence around it. – [Deena] I’m gonna walk up
to the knight at the gate. – Wow. (laughing) – The knight, it sounded
like King Baratheon. (banging)
(laughing) – Stop watching Game of Thrones. (laughing) – You did it. – But we’re going at the White House. But if he sees reality stars
outside, he’ll let us in. The president is a reality
star, we’re reality stars, let my friend out of jail. That’s all. – We’re going to
Washington, D.C., bitches! – What makes this plan even worse is that it’s being come up with by a bunch of moms that just drank like four bottles of wine. – Free Sitch!
– Free Sitch! – [All] Don’t be a bitch, free Sitch! Don’t be a bitch, free Sitch! – Free Sitch, bitches! – If Kim Kardashian can
do it, we can do it. (drunken rambling) – I’m going to Washington! (clinking) – We’re going to Washington. – [Both] Stupidest idea I have ever heard. And we’ve come up with
some stupid (beep) ideas in Jersey Shore history. I’m like this is just stupid. – Like, have you met Ronnie? Think they’re gonna leave him in longer if you guys go there. – Yeah, if you guys go
they might execute his ass.